@Jynx Hahahaha thats a gooden, you gotta come out, show me how its done.

@Nova yeah you're right, looking back i was like "Wtf why didn't i escalate that was in the bag", like stupidly.

I think it's just gunna make me a bit more ruthless about that shit plus I really will get her when I next see her in uni or the club, don't give a fuuuuuck.

Reminds me of a time last summer when I wouldn't approach in the club but if a girl would speak to me for whatever reason I'd have a go:

Me and my friend were smoking and this girl asks for a cigarette, my friend gave her one so she went to walk off and I said "thats it is it, you get a cigarette and fuck off", so she stays we get speaking, the 3 of us, but mainly me and her then after a while my friend gives me this "Mate can i have her", look.

I thought "hey Im doing great at this, I'll find another obviously tonight!", so I say yeah. Long story short, he spent the night chasing her, she kept thinking he was called "Barney" and kept trying to speak to me.

Next day he brags about it to everyone "Implies that he out-did me", not one thank you! Luckily he's not much of a mate anyway, just one of those ones that you speak to because they're in the group you hang with.

Update

My mate text me saying sorry, that he was wasted and it was a misunderstanding when I went to the toilet. We are bros again. I'm a forgiving man.

Somehow I turned a night out that started with great discussion, banter with three girls behind us who we were going to go see in fifth later into a complete memory wipe.

Wes got really angry.
Bouncers wouldn't let me in fifth.
Jaz bloodied knuckles.
Woke up in a public toilet to the police escorting me out.

Are some things that may or may not have happened. I don't know.

Went out last night with Dice to 5th ave, I wasn't feeling it so I didn't really approach, I used to justify this with "Well I don't wanna spend a night doing something I dont want to do or feel like doing" which is true as it's weird but I feel like these times are when I should mass approach most, force myself into the mood and all that.

I also forgot my main goal to work on which was to be approaching straight away and frequently; notice I don't say 'lots/mass'.

Will remember it next time, although I did approach as soon as we got in the club so I could beat Dice at out "Who approaches first" game haha so gay but I love competition.

I spent the night winging Ash, completely obliterated an ML guy who wanted justice on my ass (apparently I set off a feud with them).

Uni is over, time to kill it with going out, get a job, look after finances, be approaching girls in the day, write my script and be awesome.

Haha, the 'feud'. Drama.

Dude that shit was hilarious, turns out I'd been on a night out with the guy before, he's on here actually though can't remember his handle. Thought that whole approach within 5 minutes was funny, utterly pointless and stupid, but funny. That timer I set on my phone went off while I was getting some girls phone number!

Hahaha yeah the timer was a funny call. You were on fire last night.

@Nova, I can never tell if you get that I'm joking or not.

He was Bombhead I think. he was with some Asian guy with a blue chequered shirt who actually seemed alright.

Im glad I met him, he shows me what I don't want to be like.

You gotta own it man
Black dog was a bit shite though, not sure I enjoyed it that much in there, probably should have just called it a night to be honest.

After a weekend on Ket and Mdma I log on here and find I've been asked to be interviewed for a pick-up documentary.

Who knew being in a K-hole could lead to such prosperity.

explain?

Don't be jealous of my success. I'm a master pick-up artist. They'd of spoken to you but you never go out.

Who wants to edit my e-book?