That diagram is boss!

'Don't worry'.

Might get that tattoo'd on my arse.

Its that time again kiddy winks,time for another lovefish update.
eeerr not thats much to report im afraid:S

friday 9th december

Spossed to have black cat over.Nothing tho no text or answer.I could have/should have gone out that night but i made a lame excuse i was tired and busy saturday and went bed early. Turns out Black cat got rushed to hospital on wednesday with an ectopic pregnancy and had to have keyhole surgery and maybe a tube removed not sure??
So she had no phone txt found out from her broother in the end!! Obviously initally i hit the fucking roof as she gave me her word she was on the pill!! once id spoke 2 her she said she was and she wasnt lying.Still a lil unsure if she lied or not,not my pregnancy anyways!! I told her if shes fucking about and lying 2 me about shit like this ill kick her to the curb!!

Saturday 10th december

Rushed of my feet all dayplus buying shit to do this indoor camping idea with Phantom at my flat.More work than i realized to get all the crap:S Just as i start getting set up etc she texts saying shes ill and puking but shes real sorry and wants to meet next im free instead maybe next weekend.I answer maybe if im free!! Ah well ill use this stuff another time and i can head out
So backup gives me a shout u coming over,im like yeh ok in a bit.I head to hers and just be playful and try to kiss her after a silly joke...fail:S So i just move on and we head to town.Well its totally fucking dead a few weeks before christmas ggrr the few hot birds have bf`s or its a sausage fest.I get nowhere really and i ended up in a sort of duel wid me and a few m8s talking 2 the same bird a lot of tooling going on and quite fun but essentially she had a bf at home and none of us got anywhere in the end.I go back to back ups and end up having a chill and a cuddle but no lay,ever since ive shown a preference for phantom shes not having any of it!!

Sunday 11th decemeber

I have a nice surprise with the original bird i came on this forum about dropping me a text saying ill be in town for a bit before i go see my m8 wanna hang? i text i might find a bit of time for u we talk oftenish still,ive accepted ive fucked it getting with her and shes got a real cool feller now anyways.However she is one of the cleverest chicks ive ever met,so we have some awsome debates when we do chat,good for the old brain cells haha.
Anyways i start talking about pua with her dno why really just being a really open guy i guess.She like most women i mention it 2 is very negative about it! my mate said they teach rapey techniques how to hypnotise women into bed etc which i laughed at.
I explained it was her fault i was doing this in a jokey fashion and explained a bit of what i know.Still very cynical about it i showed her a recent video put on here with Sasha picking up a chick,cos it was easy to find and proved my point that pua could provide good experiences!!
Heres our convo after that.
her.The thing is, if someone stopped me in the street like that I would tell them to fuck off

me.funny that cos i stopped 3 girls in Kettering town centre on saturday and not one told me to fuck off!!!
i didnt get a number or anything,youd be surprised how polite people actually are to strangers!!
did u see tho cos he was honest,didnt care whether he got her or not,touched her..tho not much:S was persistant with the kiss and a few other bits that impressed me.
look cos of that the next time they met they had an awsome night together!! it takes real balls to do that with a girl just off the street!! its so fucking scary

her.Were they hot girls?

me.ok one was quite nice,none my type tho!! but i have to practice and i didnt go out friday as i was spossed to be meeting someone who didnt show or txt they wernt coming so cos i wasted friday (normal night out) i promised myself id force myself to speak to a few peeps in town,try to get out of my comfort zone waaay out my comfort zone

her.I was wondering where you found hot girls in Kettering lol So, when you find the lady of your dreams do you tell her you practised on many many many women before her? dont mind me im being facetious today

me.there are a few stunners in kettering ill have u know only most are taken and the others its a sausage fest round em haha
I would be happy to tell her that out of all the wonderful people,experiences and lessons ive learnt, SHE was the most amazing of them all!! what could be more flattering a thing to say than that?!

her.Oh my word. Do you know what? I am just a horrible cynical person arent I? lol If a bloke tried to tell me that I would not believe them. Its not others! its me!!

me.why wouldnt u believe someone if they said that to you?? thats just daft not being able to take a compliment!! i mean shiiit i think ur waay attractive u know that!! tho u got no chance with me these days haha

Anyways i count that as a win for team pua haha

Then went to see the ex for a cage and spent several hours handling her shit tests of which theyre were many and many attempts to push my buttons of which she is a master after having lived together of 2 and half yrs.I think i handled em ok her spies had finally caught upto me haha "oh so i heard your a man whore now huh??" i said "nope,but im very popular haha" stuff like this.Big thanks to Phil for putting a post up with a fb converstaion with this guy cracking a joke then appologising after,exactly what i used to to do!!
She said at one point "oh im tapped" i said "no your not your totally neurotic haha" She was like "your a dick!" (this is where i would of been making my sorries) " i was like chill the fuck out it was only a joke!" she "oh sorry i was being a bit horrible wasnt i" result

thoughts
.Ive been pretty lazy resting on my laurels thinking i dont need to do as much as im a big pimp and have chicks now.When in reality ive got a chick who wont lay me cos i like her mate more,her mates flaked twice!! and one chick who the second i get bored of laying is gone!! plus none of these are to the quality and standard i initially set myself yet!!

.im not pushing enough still to open and number,f close ive been taking the wussy options ie whats you facebook name ill friend u really lame need to push more!! facebook is a tool not a means to chat birds up or an excuse not to!!

.Twice now particulary today ive had a hot chick has turned up and ive auto pilot ejected from the convo particularly today made myself hopping mad with myself.
I was started chatting to a m8 and then another showed,with his ex who is pretty hot so i take charge of the convo doing ok mainly dominating,kino chatting to his ex not doing bad,then another guy shows and i include him plus m8s ex m8 whos not hot but include,then a real stunner shows i added her on fb a while back and dropped her a msg but she didnt much answer didnt bother with her after that.Then suddenly im out of the converstation walking off as she arrives before i even realize!!! I basically made some lame arse excuse automatically and ejected,i wanted to go back and continue and open her as i should have as i was in a pretty strong position and its spossed to be death or glory.But i thought that would be totally fucking wierd and my value would nose dive so i just continued Fortunately i live in a small town and i WILL get another chance to open her and this time IM STAYING IN!!

Okay first.

That girl that came into town to see you that has a boyfriend was fishing for compliments and you gave into it!

The thing with black cat is fucking weird. Wern't you fucking her like last week?

Ex's are dicks. FACT

Stop worrying so much about whether you number or fuck or facebook close. A close is a close. I think you're still slightly sucked into the whole PUA thing of getting an instant day game fuck close from tescos. This doesn't often happen. Just get what you can, escalate at a comfortable speed and take it from there.

You are clearly surrounded by lots of women. Use it to your advantage.

Not sure why you're getting kiss rejections... but laugh it off don't let it affect your state. Try playing it up a bit, tell the girl to kiss your cheek, then your nose, then your lips? Maybe you kiss at the wrong time. Did you say you went in for a kiss after a joke? Make sure you get some kino in first... maybe she felt uncomfortable.. Don't make it awkward.. look her deep in the eyes more, women love it. Just take a step back and have a think about the situation from her point of view, do you think she felt weird?

You can play both mates at the same time. I've done it before. You can't know if they talk about you, but who cares. I fucked one and did stuff with the other and they were best friends and they both even talked to me about the other one... play it cool, show interest in both. Having said that, from your field reports, they are obviously crazy.

Love reading your field reports.. try formatting the text, make the dates into bold by wrapping [b] and the [ /b] closing tag around (remove the space)

Edit: Look how the bold text is nice:
You're doing well dude

ye not apologising for jokes is strength mate, keep tha up

I still think this was kind of "reacting" to her.

I usually find, when you tell an offended girl to "chill out", the outcome is not guna be positive.

Obviously it is their problem anyways, but just saves her ruining your state by being a mardy bitch...

You could have better responded:
Her: Your a dick!
Lovefish: Yeah and you sat on it

depends on how she says YOUR A DICK

if she actually has a problem with it, id say the same

I like to respond with, oh shut your face
in a sarcastic tone

cheers man

All my girl mates i used to date and fuck and then i transitioned them into just friends
now we meet up once a year or somtimes more for a catchup and sex

sounds like your problem is you are not showing your intention to them in a sexual capacity early on and instead you are being their friends.

I answered "oh chill the fuck out" in a calm manner with a smile on my face. As if,in the manner of "oh get the fuck out of here" comment in Goodfellas when Joe Pesci is like "I amuse u like im a funny guy".I sort of batted it away like it was nothing rather than "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" very different.
But both Alpha D and Reflex have better answers that ill remeber to use next time