Ok, the title of this thread isn't strictly true, but did lead to an enjoyable week anyway, enjoy......

Right so it all started last weekend when I reached a real low point with gaming. I was going out quite a bit and was left feeling rather down as I wasn't getting the results I wanted, AA was creeping back in and I was left thinking this whole Game thing was a bit pointless.

Anyway, I woke up Monday and had a decision - quit or carry on! I realised that my AA was creeping back as I went so long between 'gaming' so I said that's it! 5 approaches a day for a month and lets see if I improve!

Monday

This was a bit of a cheat as I was going to my Ceroc class where I knew I would approach at least 10 girls to ask them to dance, but anyways was a good start and boasted my ego after a de-moralising weekend. So good start. I did also have a couple of conversations with randoms in shops, but they were nothing special (the girls or my game)

Tuesday

Left work, at 6 and still had 5 to do! Don't think my receptionist or the tea boy counts haha. Urbanist from this forum calls so I go to meet him in Covent Garden.

1. Ask a girl on the street if she knows where 'Karma Cafe' is. I chat a bit about my imaginary cafe and eject (she wasn't as hot as I thought).

2. Go into a book store and say 'has that book only got pictures in or something'. It was a bit awkward. She toddles of to go back to her Mum! Opps, I'm pretty sure she was legal though.

3. Right this is bullshit I thought, I need to do a direct opener!! We walk past a shop and the girl is pretty hot in there, so I psych myself up and go in 'hey, I was walking past and said to my friend that girl is hot. Turns out I was right.' Wow, she reacted really well to this! My heart is pounding still from the adrenaline, but manage to carry on conversation for a bit. Goes ok, but I ask for her number and she says she has a BF.

4. 2 girls walk past, 1 has amazing legs, so I I go after them and say ' hey is there room for me under there'. Chat for a bit. I think its going ok, but I am getting rained on a lot. My wing comes and says 'I see you've made some friends.' 'He's trying to!' legs 11 says. Hmm didn't like that, ok see you later! Probably should have carried on, but I was getting wet and felt a bit silly.

5. Chatted to a cute Argentinan girl in Tropidera selling stuff (sorry I know, easy opener!). Ok, but don't think she liked me saying I think all Argentinians look like cartoons. Turns out it is just their football team.

6. It was raining, so I ran under another girl with an umbrella. Next thing I know she is putting cards in my pocket, next thing she is one of the hottest girls I have seen in a while, next I see the cards are for a strip joint (ah that explains it), 'ahh your trying to recruit?' I say 'I'm a great dancer, 'more of a comedian' she says, next thing I know my arms are around her, next my hands are on her arse, next we start dancing, next the biggest Russian dude ever splits us up and I am back in the rain! Opps may have upped kino a bit too quick there!!!

Anyway Tuesday over, not great, but better mood at least. I may have missed an approach here, can't remember!

Wednesday

Again, 6 comes and no approaches!! Balls! Out I go again!

7. Tesco approach about chewing gum, goes no where!

8. Tesco approach about chewing gum, goes no where!

9. Ok, silly Tesco approaches, lets go to Cov G. Andy Yosha the guy from DayGame.com walks past so we go say hi (this is not the approach! - in fact not sure if this even was, but is key to the tale I am about to tell!). We chat and then suddenly 'PUAs' start sprouting from everywhere and there is about 12 guys there all talking about approaches and instant dates! In all honesty this made me feel a bit 'icky' and was shocked at how many other guys there were in the area doing the same thing! Andy said he wanted to see an approach. I was a bit scared! Then a pub crawl girl enters (obviously at having seen so many men in 1 space at 1 time) and he says 'you' (to me). i say 'Hey what's that your, hang on I know you! You were at my house last week'. (background - we were looking for a new room mate, we rejected her because my flat mate was worried she was too young (she's 20) and I fancied her - didn't really want to live with someone I fancied) 'blah blah all excited' we start hugging somehow. I get her to show me her pub crawl approach (she sucks - approached form behind and everything haha). I took her number and said I'd meet her later that evening (see below)

10. Spanish trio L Sq ' hey are you guys Spanish'. 'Yes'. 'Cool we guessed right.' 'what you doing blah blah' I told them a real random story about goats in Wales I made up. Tried to get a role play as them as my Charlie's Angels going. I think language barriers are in effect here so didn't go too well! I said something about what they are up to on their holiday. The really really fit one goes, 'I'm busy every night!' (I didn't even ask her!), hmmm she knows why I came to speak to them haha. Oh well, I did better than another PUA we saw get blown out in about 5 seconds by her earlier. Guess she doesn't like goats!

11. We walk up Regents Street and ask a couple where this bar is. Start chatting. They are Russian, 1 is gorgeous the other not. The gorgeous one is fun and up for a laugh, the other isn't. Gorgeous one wants to come for a drink with us, the other doesn't!! Grrr get gorgeous and start having fun you!! I made sure I was including sour puss as much as the other, but unfortunately she was a sour puss! I try a different number close. 'What's the best way to contact with you?' 'hmmmmm' 'I'll give you a clue, its in your hands haha' 'oh haha, sorry I'm so shy!' (I bet you are not you filthy Russian minx - who actually looks Korean). I N close. I text her to give her my number about 10 minutes later cos she said she might change her mind about joining us. She didn't.

Break - Just going to call this girl now to let you know the result of this........

........hmm straight to VM - maybe a flake! Balls!

12. We walk around for a bit longer - no real approaches (I can't actually remember). I say good bye to my wing and suddenly there is a couple of real cuteys, playing with their shoes. 'Hey your supposed to get changed before you go out!'. (Snake Eyes - 'Cringe worthy openers that your dad might say' from all good book stores £7.99) We chat about stuff and in about 2 minutes I'm N closing a hottie. Cool! She typed so fast I was sure it was a flake, but turns out it was not. Unfortunately I called her Thursday and weirded her out talking about my feathers in my bed and didn't even know her name (must ask girls that when they give me a number - girls do like been referenced as Approach number 12 in my phone!) I don't think she was impressed!

13) So I call pub crawl girl and arrange a meet. I arrive before her so 'approach' the bar maid (haha ok, maybe not an approach, but I've reached my quota here any way!), which is very good when she does turn up as you can see they are both instantly very frosty with each other! (they are both very friendly girls). Cool good to watch, made me feel like 'the prize'.

We then go to another pub. She is very easy to chat to and the fact we rejected her as a house mate, makes her fancy me more I think. She loves my Mickey Mouse impression and I constantly tease her about not having any friends and sleeping on the floor!
She gets up to show me her ass (we're talking about asses) and I touch it, it suddenly gets all heated and we kiss! Yeah!
14) I approach a mixed set to ask them a question about something we're chatting about. We all laugh about Burkas, Shirpas and Gurkas and the mixed set is convinced we have been a couple for ages as we are getting on so well!
We plan our wedding for a bit and then its time to go. I ask where her bus stop is and start taking her there. Hmmm pretty sure I can F close this I think. I stop her and kiss her. 'Lets just get a taxi instead, easier than a bus'. We do, 'to Snake Eyes house please!' She doesn't object. Half an hour later, she is having her 2nd tour of the house and this time she gets to see the Master bedroom!! I get to do my old standing doggy style in front of the mirror routine, although my body is looking more like Max Branin from Eastenders right now than American Pshcyo! Damn Snake Eyes need the gym! We have a very good night and she thoroughly enjoys herself. I am sad when she is gone in the morning, but I have more approaches to do.........

Stay tuned for Friday's story. Involves another direct approach, more girls, a strip joint and Snake Eyes bumps into an old nemises he met in Poland a few weeks back!!!!

I really need to get my day game sorted!

Good for you mate for getting yourself out there again and you are already reaping dividends after day three! I am already looking forward to Friday's story

and we're back, need to keep this thing more up to date, as I think I have missed some approaches here! Anyway this is what I remember

Thursday 16th Sept

Very tired from night with pub crawl girl. Looked a mess, got bad AA. No approaches! Bad Snake Eyes!!

Friday 17th Sept

A bit annoyed at Thursday. AA was creeping back in. I knew I had to snap back into state, so went out at lunch on Oxford Street and told myself I'm not going back until I had done at least 1 direct approach.

15) My heart was pounding at the thought of direct (only done this 3 times before and never to a walking target). After about 20 minutes of making excuses in my head I finally took the plunge and approached a cute blond who walked past.
'Hey this is going to sound kind of random, but I thought you were cute and wanted to say hi.'
Reaction, very good. I was slightly surprised, my heart was still pounding, but kept it going. 'So what you up to etc.' She was some sort of intern, so I teased her about been a tea girl or something'. I guessed wrongly where she was from ( I try to do this rather than boring interview style questions - seems to work better even if you are wrong and they love it when you get it right. Interaction was going ok, but she said no when I asked for a number. She used some excuse about only just meeting me or something (must think of a better way to do this!). Didn't mind though this was my first direct street approach and I felt great as a result.

16)My state was up now all afternoon. Got home and was ready for a night out. A girl parked outside my house, so I asked her who she was. She said 'balah blah, is this where the party is', 'no, lets go there' I say and go with her to the house 2 doors down. It is all quite funny and I say Happy Birthday to the girl who's party it is (don't think it was her B'Day though). 'Hey I know you, we came to your New Years Eve Party' says party girl. 'Oh oh' I thought as I suddenly recognised her and all her flat mates. There was a bit of an incident at New Years that made that house not like me very much (which is a bit harsh - I am very nice guy generally!) We chatted a bit longer, but then I realised they were all looking at me a bit weird, so I left!

17) 2 set at the bar (I am out now), just asked how they were doing. Very receptive to my heighted state of the day. Didn't really fancy them too much though.

18) 2 set on a sofa - I told them they were in our seats (our friend had booked some seats somewhere for his B'Day). They said they had been there since 4, turned into some chat. Was quite funny, but nothing special.

19) Saw a girl I recognised, so said hi. She had some friends with her, 1 of which was an American hottie of Greek decent ("Americano"). Over a week ago now, so can't remember too much of this bit, but remember I was on very good form. Was negging the hot American girl a lot and getting good reactions. She is saying English men are devious (hmm this could be good...)
My friends were leaving to go to an after party, but I declined. I stayed with 3 girls, my other mate and his bird. Carried on teasing all of them and been generally fun and chatty. Went out for a cigarette with 1 of them and was thinking of closing, but didn't (so so glad I didn't given how the story goes later!) Am about to go back with my friend when the girls ask me if I want to come to a strip joint. Hmmm what sort of PUA would I be if I said no, so I looked at the girls and said to my friend 'Nah I think i will stay out for a bit'.
It actually turned out to be a strip club that turned into a night club later (and was actuall quite cool, even if it does sound trashy as hell). I think this is actually a better situation in all honesty. I buy the 1st round of Tequilas as they had got me in for free. Chat a bit more and dance. Start dancing with Americano and we were suddenly very close and I felt a change from friendliness to sexualness. we go out for a cigarette and i think, here we go location chnage again and now we are on our own surely kiss will happen here. Arrgghh we get interupted by an old rambling man. It is funny, but kills the mood. We go back in and our dancing again. The whole time I have Ozzy from Transformations running in my head 'Run the Train, Run the Train'. Bring her in close again and away, all the time thinking how am I going to kiss her. Now what!!
'Hey, are you going to kiss me or what!' says Americano.
Oh yeah, maybe I should just kiss her (stupid PUA material making me think too much). We do, she is not that good to tsrat with, but I let her off as she is hot. She gets better a lot better and we are dancing a lot very close too. Right extraction....
'Hey we should go'. She doesn't really react. Hmmm. Later I try again. I take her by the hand and say 'Come on lets go'. 'What, no I've just met you, I'm going back to my friends tonight'. This is annoying.
We end up leaving the club a bit later about 4ish (me and 3 girls). I know this will be make or break! 1 of them leaves. A taxi stops and the non Americano asks if I'm coming back. I look at Americano and say 'erm yes'. She looks a bit shocked. We get in the taxi and it doesn't move. People are looking at me. 'Erm yeah I'll just come back for 1 drink' I know its bullshit, the girls know its bullshit, the taxi driver knows its bullshit, but regardless we also all know it was a necessary bullshit to get that taxi moving!
Back at their flat watching MTV. Non-Americano goes back to bed and I am left alone with Americano. We kiss a bit more and she says again nothing is going to happen. I know what you English are like. Oh no! MY OLD NEMISIS LMR! Hmmm, however I have had my training in Poland (see previous FR) and am not going to let this one defeat me. I say I never said I was going to sleep with you or something to that effect. I go to the bathroom and when I come out to my horror my shoes are waiting for me at the front door (not where I took them off) and there is no Americano (not the song). She has gone!
Then she is there again and she has changed into her pyjama thingys. Phew! We go into her bedroom and start kissing again. We are dry humping, but I stop as I realised this did me no good in Poland. All I get from that is a whole lot of frustration and pre-cum stained boxer shorts!
I play with her pussy through her pants and then I am in. Once my fingers are wet I am relieved. No turning back! I go down on her and then I hear the sweat words 'Ok we can do it'. My life was made far easier by the fact she came once already and wanted more ( I think from the fingures actually if I am remembering correctly). We have good sex and then a few times the following day. She has an amazing body. Tits just the right size, shape and weight. She has a very nice colour of skin (from her Greek decent) and she has beutifull hazel eyes that make me happy when I think of them now actually. Good result and all because I changed my state by stepping out of my comfort zone and direct approaching earlier in the day.

Saturday 18 Sept (No approaches)
Fucking and pillow taking most of the day (see above)

Sunday 19 Sept (No approaches)
Turn down pub crawl girl for a date, felt a bit bad about this.

Monday 20 Sept (No approaches)
Date with pub crawl girl

Tuesday 21 Sept
Meet up with a guy from the forum. He has his non PUA mate with him. He is really nice, but I'm not really ready for non-PUA knowing about this and seeing me do it (makes me feel a bit lame to be honest as I'm still not very good). Anyway this is what happened:

20) Opened someone right before I met them, but can't remember too much.

21) Asked 2 girls where Karma Cafe is. Woah they are 2 young! Eject!!

22) See a hottie walk past and I'm going direct (same line as before). Again I am almost surprised by how good the response is. Not only that, but the conversation is so much easier due to the adrenaline rush from direct and the fact I'm not just lying to speak to her. I go to grab my phone and say 'there you go' (trying a new technique). She says no, but asks if she can take mine. I haven't heard from her ("sniff she was very hot"). Need to sort out my day closing this week!!!

23) Asked a girl about her sandwich. She is a bit ugly.

24) 2 girls in a bar. My target is hot. I open with 'Hey do you know of any bars that are not so touristy around here' or something like that. We chat for a bit. She asks where I'm from I say london. She asks why I did I ask about bars then. I said I made it up because she was hot and i wanted to speak to her (haha). Goes ok, but my chat is a bit off! They ask us to guard their seats whilst they go fr a cigarette. Some guy comes over and says they have left with another guy or something (very stange they hadn't). I don't want to hang around like chodes so we leave. I don't even say good bye, probably could have pushed, but the fact they had left us there like chodes made me not like the situation.

Very tired, go home a bit ejected.

Wednesday 22 Sept
Date with Americano - very good!!! But no real approaches.
Americans give amazing head or at least this one does.

Thursday 23 Sept
Tired from fucking Americano and getting up at 7. Still no excuse!!! Bad Snake Eyes, no approaches.

Friday 24 Sept
I am meeting Americano later (she is going home on Sunday, so want to spend quite a bit of time with her - I like this girl and she really liked me. However, glad she is going don't really want a relatonship at the mo.
Want to get in my 5 approached before I meet her!

25) See the girl all my work mates had been gawking at outside, so ask to borrow a lighter. Chat for a bit, but then her friend comes. They are leaving. Shame, but at least I know her name and that she works very near me.

26) Ask a girl how she is doing who is sat near me. She is quite fun, but not that fit. She tells me she works for the KGB and then number rapes me! God how many girls have I done this too!!! Suddenly my street approaches make me cringe (not going to stop me though).

27) I chat to girl outside who is looking distressed, but she does not want my help that is for sure! She's not even that fit. The fact I get rejected in front of my work mates, doesn't bother me at all cos my state is very high at the moment. Think its cos of Americano!

28) My work mate wants to go look for girls. Cool lets go I say. we see a couple and I open with something a bit lame but it works. It is 1 of theres B'Day (the fit one). I am teasing her about having no friends and such. Suddenly all my work mates are there hounding us, but is ok. We chat for a bit and then we are leaving to go to the next place. I say they should come join us. They can't. I think 'run the F'ing train'. And I do and it works. I just get keep getting closer and I have my arms round her waist and bang i kiss close to the amazment of my work mates. Only known her 10 minutes cool (ok have kissed closed quicker perhaps, but not in this sort of sit down environment we were in). I take her number and leave.

29) My nimbus is raging!! I really understand what this means now. We are in the next bar and I see 2 girls (Mexicans). 1 is smoking the other is ok. I can't remember how I open, but I remeber it been easy and I felt like everyone I spoke to was in love with me. I pull the hottie in and start cerocing her much to the amazment of my lovable, but chode like work mates. We have some of our huge cocktail that work people have bought. I chat to some other people and its time to go meet Americano. Hmmm I'm going to test my state before I go. I grab hot mexican girl from my work mate (I feel a bit bad a bout this now actually , but he wouldn't have done anything) and say I'm leaving and just kiss her so easily. I can't explain how effortless it was. I think my higher state was mainly due to becasue things are going so well with Americano, but it did feel good. This is now my goal to acheive this state whenever I go out! I FB close (she has no UK number) and leave.

30) I chat to some hen party. I can feel they want me. No kidding, I definately reached a new place on Friday that I want to be again!

31) I chat to some milfs on tube. It is very flirty and fun. I feel radiant.

32) I go chat to some girls in a club who I thought I knew, but then realise its not them. Thought I'd include it as they just seemed to except I was there. Was only when I realised that they weren't the friends of Americano that it was weird.

33) Again not really an approach, but a reminder to myself that this state can be acheived. A girl grabs me and starts dancing with me. She keeps calling me shy and trying to get close. I go to see Americano who is looking a bit upset by this and kiss her. Not caring at all dancing girl comes up and starts telling Americano how fit I am!! (No darling that is actually just heightened state you are experiencing!). Eventually my other female friend grabs dancing girl off her and tells her to back off (she is friends with her too I think, isn't hostile or anything).

Saturday 25 Sept

Had a lot of sex with Americano and we talk about what she thought of me when she first met me. Was quite interesting:
'Yeah so you came up and chatted to us ("opener"), but then you kept on been really mean to me ("hmm that will be negs"). I wasn't sure if you liked me ("erm she needs my validation or soemthing"), but my friends seemed to like you though ("social proof"). We then went to that other bar and you were very touchy ("kino"), espceially when we were dancing ("escalation"). I liked your dress sense (haha no one had ever said this before "peacocking" I guess). You took me outside ("isolation") and I got to know yo a bit better ("comfort") and then we went and danced again and you were relentless all over me ("running the train").
She didn't say it quite as mechanically as that, but she did mention all these things which made me laugh. I'm going to start asking 'success girls' about my approach to see what I did, because I can't always remember and it is quite funny!

Oh and also she gave me her fucking guitar!! Yes an actual electric guitar! Cool, my first trophy from PUA!

Sunday 26 Sept

Absolutely nada! Have been lazy this week as I had it easy with the American girl. Now I am back to nothing (well apart from Pub Crawl perhaps), so need to up my game a bit and start actually doing '5 a day' - starting tomorrow. I can already feel my state dropping, went to a sunday lunch today and could already feel my chat is stifled again and I'm going in my own head a bit again. Hmm definately not 'fixed' yet, but the last 2 weeks has been good for me!

Until next time......

Monday 27 Sept
Nothing. No more excuses!

Tuesday 28 Sept
Felt really ill and wanted to go home, but got annoyed at myself and said I have to do this '5 a day' for 30 days or else!!

34) Street. Directional Opener, went no where! Lame

35) Street. asked where a shop was. Chatted for a bit, but still crap!

36) Street. Passed a smiley newspaper girl, so told her I liked her smile! Had a good chat, but after 20 minutes found her a bit grating and not sexy enough, so purposly did not close.

37) Street. 2 hot Frenchies. I told them they looked lost. Tried to be flirty, ended up me just giving directions! Lame!

38) Tesco. No hotties, so I opened an unattractive middle aged not really English speaking lady carrying tampons just to fill my quota of the day. We talked about self service machines - lame!!

Today proved I can still approach when ill, just really really badly!!

Wednesday 29 Sept

39) Street. Ran under a girls umbrella. She went into a restuarant where I wasn't welcome!

40) Bar. Asked a 3 set if 'I could borrow their hairdryer'. 'no'. 'What kind of girls are you, no hairdryer!' Was quite funny. Warm up really, not quite fit enough, but they seemed to quite like me. Ejected after 5 minutes.

41) Tesco. Asked a girl where I ca get an umbrella (seems to be a theme here). We laughed about life. I went off and she went back to her BF who had been galring at us the whole time. Epp!!

42) Bar. Opened a 7 set with hairdryer opener. Logistics bad as no seat for me. More of an entertaining monkey really, but still pleased I succesfully opened a 7 set. Turned into a 9 and the 2 newbies thought I was part of the group, so obvioulsy interacting ok. Flirted quite well with a hired gun here too.

43) Pret. Opened about coffee or something. Real good little set, but she had to go get a tube or soemthing and I didn't number close as I got NA (number anxiety) due to my recent flakes! Silly silly Snake Eyes! She kept on waving her phone around and made it clear she was single too! So stupid! Lesson learnt here! Will not do this again!

We then ended up randomly at an International language learning social night (yep I only just learnt these existed too). Opened quite a few here, but will only tell you about hotties (others don't really count, although probably more so than tampon lady yesterday!!)

44) Real cute Venuzalian girl. Just said hi when she was getting chatted to by another man. She taught me how to say 'I want a pet pig' in Spanish. I told her she looked like a raccoon. She said I was fun. I said I was going to take her out. Touchy touchy. N close. I really shouldn't care, but I really hope she doesn't flake. I really fancy her!

45) Tall sexy Swedish girl. Just said hi. Not so flirty as above, but still fun. I teased her and we made up a band called the North Atlantic Express (hmm not sure if this will catch on!). N closed.

Both the above were not sexual enough. Will be interested to see where they go.

So today I have learnt I can do ok when I am ill and I am fairly pleased with results tonight. Got into state real quick (felt good after 40 onwards). Soon this will just be me!

Listed to RSD Transformations a bit today. Very good stuff.

Thanks

Thursday 30 Sept

Still ill, but still doing my 5 plus!

46) Had a real flirty conversation with a hired gun on the way to Tesco for my lunch today. My workmate was amazed at my banter with her. Not sure if this is strictly true, think he is just insecure because he was recently dumped, but good to see this is starting to get noticed. Must be working! Other work mate was amazed at my performance last Friday too which is also a good sign. Didn't N close - perhaps should have pushed for it! Silly especially after yesterday!!

47-53) Can't be arsed splitting these, as they all came to the same conclusion really. went to a 'Singles night' that a friend of a friend put on. Was quite fun, but only 2 fit girls and they all had their bitch shield up like anything which I found strange.

I've been to a speed dating event before and had girls eating out of the palm of my hand. Thought this would be the same as odds were even in my favour. In fairness I think a lot of girls were into me, but I didn't like them. However, still a lot of ugos been frosty. I think because it was a singles night, they really had their guard up and I was opening with a very needy frame (even though I don't think I acted needy particularly). So glad I am into this stuff - as this shit is all the chodes have got!!!

Of the 2 fitties, 1 didn't like me and I found her a bit boring. The other was going well then I got AMOGed with questions such as blind vs deaf? What vision would you take with you if you did lose your sight? from this guy. Handled very well. Then stupidly started chatting to him and she walked off to her friends. I'm too nice - felt like I should include him just because of social politness! Then put me in a bad frame as she had left me high and dry!

Got Reverse AA too again tonight which is silly (see 1st field report I ever did).

Lesson learnt - don't do things to be socially correct. If a guy interupts just half acknowledge and then ignore (assuming she is too). No need to entertain crowd if you have her isolated already. He can F off! I can even use this to bring my status up as we are in on him been a lame guy trying to hit on her!
Also if I don't like a girl just leave!!!

Lesson 2 learnt - Singles nights are as lame as they have the reputation for or at least this one was. I don't need this to get pussy!

Lesson 3 learnt - I am good at making up stories and role playing - think I am going to try some of the role palying stuff Tim does on Transformations tomorrow. I think this fits in with my personaility well as I have a vivid imgination.

I left with no closes. Not even worth it!

Tomorrow is Friday - going to do a direct aproach at lunch to bring my state up and then hopefully good night out!

Yo Snake youre unstoppable dude! I like how you never consider a set immposible even that seven set. haha yeh that language exchange thing was a laugh, i kept avoiding the organiser and when we came clean he said "Oh so thats why youre avoiding me!" haha.

Hopefully see you later mate.

Good lessons learnt there, makes it all the more worthwhile writing these field reports.

Friday 1 October

Argghh just read the end of my last post - never did my direct at lunch! This could have changed things. Started the evening badly after 3 texts sent at lunch and no replies (2 numbers from last week and Pub Crawl girl - yes even PCG didn't text me back! Bad place!)

Anyway Friday I resorted back to my old ways a little bit. Got drunk and kissed quite a mediocre girl - still did my 5 though (think there was more actually but memory a bit hazy)......

54) Hired Gun on door. Flirty and fun. She was quite hot and despite been a hired gun I think digged me. I really want to get hired guns nailed over the next few months!

55)+56) Got a hena tattoo in this bar we were in. It was Arabian themed night. Got chatting to 2 seperate 2 sets as a result. Nothing came of it though. Hmmm anything learnt? Maybe doing different stuff is cool, always go for it if you have the chance.

57) 2 set outside smoking area. 1 quite fit the other not. Got on with them quite well, but never really hooked. Went back another time, but same not hooking problem.

58) 2 set by a pole. I had been on and off chatting to them all night. Invited them to sit with me and a work colleague (as all the others left). I was charming, but drunk charming. They said they had to leave and I kissed mine for a bit. She was okish, but a bit older. My standards should be higher!! I am not the minger shagging slapper I used to be!!

My work mate asked me why I always do that! kiss girls and don't follow through. Hmm maybe I should be asking myself the same question!!

Saturday 2 October

A bit down about the previous night, but still motivated!

Got major AA on the way to the gym. Followed a hot Latino girl for a bit and was about to approach when I saw she met a very young girl - freaked me out as I thought maybe she was young too (looking back, judging by the rack on her I don't think she was). Geeed myself up to at least do a directional opener, but she had disappeared. Annoying - I really want to get in with the Latinos on Old Kent Road - some of the women are hot!!

59) Gym receptionist. Took her from been miserable to pretty happy! Guessed she liked R&B and teased her for being a lame R&B girl! Guessed wrongly she was from the outskirts of London. Maybe should go for close next time. She is quite hot, but worried she there isn;t much else to her though! She also tols me something quite worrying. My gym card wasn't used in all of September! Shit, no wonder my body is looking worse than it has for years!! I need to concentrate on other areas of my life still!!

60) Hot blondie and old woman in gym. Took ages to get courage up to open. Couldn't think of a way in. In the end I went up next to her on the blue mats and did a crab (like the gymnastic thing) and asked her opinion on my form (haha for the more flexible of you why don't you try my crab opener!! - exercise not pubic lice!). She liked my form. We chatted for a bit. Now at least I can say hi next time and hopefully close)

Met up with some guys from here anf other sites. Was buzzing a little bit from the epidrine I took before gym (sorry didn't tell you this guys). However I felt this almost hindered my game as I was talking quite fast and made me a bit anxious.

61) 2 set bar. Opened with hairdryer thing again. Chatted for a bit, but they thought I was weird I think and I ejected. I should probably try to work through this rathe rthan just eject!

62) 2 set Covent Garden in the middle bit. Hot French. Directional. Lame!

63) 1 set. Situational about T-Shirt. German. Eventually got her to stop walking. Ok chat. Didn't hook. Said she had a BF when I asked for number. I said it didn't matter he was in Germany, but going no where.

64) 1 set Brazillian hot. Direct (random, cute, hi). She didn't have a clue what I said, but I think my body language conveyed this was more than a mere directional opener!! Little fun chat. Had a little Spaish English lesson like with Venuzulian. What's the best way to contact you. N close. Not amazing, but good little set.

In the evening I went to Ninja Tunes 20th B'Day in a car park. Was cool, but not that many fitties there. However, my new social skills did land me some free drugs that were nice. Had kodeine after I got home at 6 in the morning too. Definately hindered my game this week though - going to tee total on this front for a bit!!

Number updates - Swedish - no reply, PCG no reply (WTF!), Venuzalian reply (yeah she was my favourite anyway!)

Sunday 3 October

Eurrgghh - forced myself to go out! Not feeling great as you can imagine! Went bad!!! I said to a guy from here that direct never goes bad. 2 hours later - it went bad!!

65) Street direct (random, like your boots). Boots were from primark hmmmm! Enter the BF. Opps! He looks pissed at me! Snake Eyes is going to leave now!

66) Walking around in a hungover/comedown state. Have to open!! Karma cafe opener. Not even fit doh. Pointless!

67) Sitauational about I Store. 2 set. Not that fit. Eject

68) And now we have it this weeks winner of 'creepiest approach of them all!' Hot girl, forced myself to follow her (that sounds bad!). Followed her down a dark alley (hmmm), she could hear me for ages behind her - probably sensing me working up the courage to open. Eventually direct opened (random, cute, hi). Bad approach, nervous, quick, quiet, unconfident poor body language. Felt weird!! Kind of a Harold Shipman type approach - not recommended!
She looks at me and.........

......bursts into laughter. Ego bruised I run away!! At least it wasn't pepper spray!!

69) Asked a mother and daughter where a cash machine is! At least they didn't laugh at me!

Lesson 1 - Drugs, drink and cigarettes are harming my game! Stop!

Lesson 2 - I can number close with direct now! Yes! Also, the 'what is the best way to contact you' Number Close works way better than can I have your number (reeks of please please pretty please!!!)

Lesson 3 - Need to push sets even if they are feeling awkward! Can always learn - even from no go sets! If it is going bad I should try maybe experimental techniques of some sort or have some sort of canned hook. Like I have canned openers if I am feeling AA! I think I need natural with a sprinkle of canned at this stage in my game.

Lesson 4 - Horrible sets on Sunday - but didn't actually upset me. In fact make me laugh! More approaches you do the more thick skinned you get! I shouldn't have ejected either just because she laughed. Should have at least rode it out. Negged her quickly or something!

Will continue my diary later - is getting late!

Keep it up snake eyes. You get an A for effort.