I guess ill repeat what i said eariler

1.) Creat a free POF accout

2 ) create a quricky short profile ( I have swagga like mr bean etc) put your best pics up ( pics with you and other girls etc )

3.) Download an auto clicker, go to the " Meet Me " page. set the auto clicker to YES

4.) Make a cup of tea

5.) Open your inbox to see you are greeted with 50+ messages

6.) Be Shallow

My profile info:

"I live/squat in a burned out house, at least I do when I'm not being chased out by the police or in custody for committing some form of theft/burglary. I have a criminal record longer than this introduction, I drink daily and self administer a variety of Class A drugs to get me through the mundane days. I have many hobbies including drinking myself into unconsciousness and falling into heroin induced comas."

Hello All,

New here! Whilst I am new to the whole PUA day/night game thing I have been rocking the shit out of online dating for a few years now! I have spells of being on and off there depending on whether I see someone for a while or whether I am single. Last time I was on there I fucked 8 girls in two weeks! Most of them on the first dates. And these weren't your average slapper, but I do have a great trick to make that happen if anyone is interested, plus a hundred other tips on how to hook them in the first place. Shout if interested and I will put something together for you guys...

Would be interesting to see your input, mines awful I just send two messages

First of all, you need to realise that online dating to some extent is a numbers game. Not everyone you message is going to reply, that doesn't really matter though. If you contact enough women and only a fraction reply you will have more than enough to work with.

Your profile and your initial message really has to stand out. The numbers game works both ways. There are even more men on these sites than there are women, and they are all competing for attention. I made a fake female profile just to see what sort of thing men were sending and I was shocked to see just how many message women get in a day, and how lame a lot of those messages were.

Everyone has at least a couple of pictures were they are looking pretty good. If not, take some. Digital cameras mean that you can take a hundred just to pick out one or two where you are looking fairly good.
Don't post a picture of you holding a fish. Women don't care how big the fish you caught at the weekend was. Don't use a picture of you and your kids (if you have any), you may think it makes you look like a decent family orientated guy but it doesn't. Don't have pictures of anything other than yourself, it doesn't matter how great your car is, don't include it. Try and have at least one photo of you wearing a suit. Just put a suit on and take a picture. If you don't have the sort of job where you wear a suit every day you can say you took the picture before an interview, or before going to a wedding, something like that. Don't use any picture that makes you look loutish, or like a big drinker. No matter how great your body maybe for gods sake keep your shirt on. You will just look like a dick otherwise. You can always take advantage of this later. Don't have a picture where you are a distant dot in the background either. I find a decent portrait shot of your head down to midway of your torso is the best. Or just head and shoulders. Try and have at least three different pictures too. I read somewhere recently that women respond better if you are not looking directly into the camera, looking away slightly or looking at something else.

When it comes to the content of your profile there is really only one rule:

BE FUNNY

Ask any woman what she looks for in a man and sense of humour will always be somewhere in the top three. Don't waste time bigging yourself up or listing your hobbies and interests (nobody really cares!). Just make her laugh! Something I have found that works quite well is blatant lying. That being said I am honest about the fact that I am lying. The lies are so over the top that it is obvious. For example, I may say that I am a billionaire fireman (playing to the attraction stereotypes) that is being stalked by Megan Fox because I wont date her. Or that whilst I was on my way to collect a Nobel Prize for kissing that my private jet got diverted to Rwanda so I spent some time there building orphanages instead. You can really let your imagination run wild. Things like this also give women something to comment on when they reply to you and can make the conversation flow. It shows you are funny and do not take yourself too seriously, at the same time mocking the stereotypes. I don't claim that this is the best way, it is just something I have found quite effective. If you can think of other ways then try them out, experiment a little. I tend not to give too much away about myself in my profile because that leaves lots of lines of questioning open for the conversations that follow. At the end of my profile I usually include a couple of quirky facts about myself, which again are conversation starters. Don't boast with these, in fact I would go the other way and be a little self-deprecating. It is even better if it is something that other people can identify with. For example: "I don't know why, but I find triangle sandwiches just taste better than rectangular ones". It is kind of an amusing "me too" statement. again, a little imagination is required.

In general, try to be original. Don't use any of the clichéd one-liners or pick up lines that have been used a million times before. A good one-liner can be great but choose carefully and make sure it isn't one that is well known or obvious.

The first message is the hardest! A good looking woman will have hundreds so you have really got to stand out. back in the day of Love@Lycos the messages had a subject line too which was great, cos I would put in the subject line "OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT..." then the first line of the message would be "..... you fell for my dirty trick to read my message". Oh the mileage I had out of that one. But alas, POF does not have a subject line. First the DON'Ts -

Hi
Hi, How are you?
Hi, How was your weekend?

or any other dreary bullshit like that. When I set up that fake profile those 3 messages accounted for about 95% of all the messages. A first message that I have found works well on POF is this....

"Hi,
Managing to avoid all the weirdos and perverts on here so far?"

I also try to mention something from her profile (whilst still keeping it short)so it does not look like a copy and paste job, but not a compliment about her looks. I try and be a bit more original.

Again, I am interested in hearing others but I have found this quite effective. The reasons I think this works is because:
a) its different
b) it acknowledges a fact (i.e. uses a truism)
c) it subconsciously makes here catagorise you as NOT a weirdo or pervert
d) it is humorous
e) it elicits a response
f) it is a great conversation opener

From here you can start sharing horror stories of all "losers" on there whilst elevating both you and her above the pack.

So - wanna know the next step that REALLY seals the deal??

Have started a new thread for the next step.....

yeah agreed pof is dead without a good pic and mine suck right now, so as a result I get much more interest in real life situations.

I could always spend some money and get some proper pics done - and then go on dates with people I've never met in real life. My view is now that we are genetically / chemically programmed to become attracted to each other in real-time - otherwise we would have died in the caves...

Though I agree with this statement for an average guy but I would argue that if youre average on looks but have a poor photo/s, you can still do well simply from the content you write in your message.

Girls get a fuck load of messages per day. They are not going to always look at your profile before they reply and if you have a solid message then your below average photos wont be the be all and end all of it.


On a possitive note, I heard that you think Im your troll. Well ... I can be your troll, baby.

as you say, girls get a hyuge amount of messages. Most of them do a first-draft filter based on looks - if I get a message from a girl I don't find attractive, I'm not even interested in the message. I've seen a number of profiles on POF where the girl actually states she will not contact/reply if she doesnt fancy someone from their appearance - looks count less in real life than online IMO, I'm definitely above average looks and get better results in real life. That is my reality. I riff off being in the moment, chemistry, eye contact, voice tonality, body language.. there is no way, Ever, that the internet can ever match that. As I inferred previously, the human race has done plenty of fucking without the internet - which at the end of the day, is primarily designed for marketing purposes, email, paypal, ebay, online banking and watching repeats of californication.

If I'm your baby, remember the nappies in case I shat myself when sat on your knee

I repaid the favour of a cryptic statement. You missed the point.


Shame. I had faith.