My profile info:

"I live/squat in a burned out house, at least I do when I'm not being chased out by the police or in custody for committing some form of theft/burglary. I have a criminal record longer than this introduction, I drink daily and self administer a variety of Class A drugs to get me through the mundane days. I have many hobbies including drinking myself into unconsciousness and falling into heroin induced comas."