max u frickin legend!

"I want to get laid before march"? You're objectifying the sexual act, as if it were a personal accomplishment, rather than something that's agreed on between two people. You have a second person in mind? No? Any will do? That's objectification, and if you're gonna be doing that you may as well get a hooker because at least then you're getting what you paid for, rather than whatever is possible for a guy like you in a time frame like that.

Truth is you aren't gonna get laid living with your parents. Even if you had game, where are you gonna take her? You'd be comfortable bringing home some girl at random and making your folks listen? Just wait until uni, social retards there are all social retards together, girls included. At that point you just need to drop the worst of your attitude and it'll happen naturally.

PS 16 is not average.

I think that by saying "I most lose this thing in the next month" will compound various negative feelings for you, namely:

a) The pressure of setting yourself a timeframe will weigh on your shoulders and stick in the back of your mind.
b) Every time you chat to a girl you'll be thinking "will this be her, will this be her, will this be her" and it will totally destroy the engaging conversation you need for it to actually happen.
c) You're putting sex on a HIGH pedestal. Sure it's great (when it's with the right person), but it can be shockingly bad too. You'll see

I wouldn't worry about any 'averages' or social pressure to do something like that (incidentally, the BBC states "The average age for having sex for the first time is 17 in the UK. Separate research shows that worldwide the average age is 18.)

Personally, I didn't lose mine until I was 19... on my 19th birthday no less. Totally unplanned and unforced - it just happened, and now looking back 10 years, I'm glad it happened that way. It's a nice memory, not a memory of "God, I remember that time I paid a hooker".

End of the day, as suggested, look into ways of becoming more socially awesome around girls, and it will just happen when it's meant to.

Totally forgot. Bloody freshers week (or fortnight as it was at my uni). That time's a meat market. I k-closes (minimum) every single night for the first few weeks, just because that's what everyone does when they go to uni. And I didn't know a thing about PUA back then either!

I wouldnt lose my virginaty to a prostitue m8 if you do it will probably scar you for life prostitue shaggers are the only thing thats less attractive to women than vigins. i lost mine about a month and a half ago i had her as a fb for about two weeks and then two weeks after that i got laid by another girl good times.

dont shag whore just let your standerds drop just shag anything that isnt a prostitue

i disagree , book a playboy porno escort 3 some - film it, take some viagra and speed and have a fucking awesome blowout to remember

so what if you blow £400

Oh and FILM IT

same here. I think the key is to not be ashamed of fucking a hoe. obviously don't bring it up unless it's relevant.
it's more to do with standing tall

ive realised that there was no point in me loosing my v to pros, it would just hav been waste afterall i woulda assoiated sex with money. I realise ive got deep issues but my psychologist is crap. Im still in college waiting to go to uni and i have no idea wat to do. I need to shut myself off for the months after the exams. im actually scared of the approaching summer due to my non existent socail life. Ive spent the past 2 summers mostly indoors.
The point is i do not have any friends and so this is really not on.

Im literrally clueless on how to make friends, i dont know what to do and ive promised myself that i will not go university if i dont have a social life. Even if i get the grades, imm too scared that i might be outcast'd there . I feel like i have no way out as suicide is not an option but if its possible to fix my problems could any of you help me get started?

Go to unversity and don't kill yourself, that's my advice. You'll make some buddies at university I'm sure. Just go out and have fun and don't give a fuck what people think of you.

Get out of the house, go anywhere you want, absolutely anywhere. Make eye contact with as many people as you possibly can, push yourself to just beyond your currently perceived limit

The next day, do the same but add a smile

The next day, say hi

The next day, say hi and add something else

It will give you such a great feeling being social that you will want to push your new limits just a bit further and so on