"I want to get laid before march"? You're objectifying the sexual act, as if it were a personal accomplishment, rather than something that's agreed on between two people. You have a second person in mind? No? Any will do? That's objectification, and if you're gonna be doing that you may as well get a hooker because at least then you're getting what you paid for, rather than whatever is possible for a guy like you in a time frame like that.

Truth is you aren't gonna get laid living with your parents. Even if you had game, where are you gonna take her? You'd be comfortable bringing home some girl at random and making your folks listen? Just wait until uni, social retards there are all social retards together, girls included. At that point you just need to drop the worst of your attitude and it'll happen naturally.

PS 16 is not average.