If I can go back to the brief discussion about the word 'close' and to quote kowalski: "Closes - Closing is a sales thing and refers to the closing of a deal. I don't even know if this is helpful language."

I tend to agree with this as closing implies a finality or the end of the interaction, so when it is said for example "I got a #close" or "a k-close" then that surely is not the intended end of the interaction with a chick? I mean, yeah I can sort of understand the use of f-close when one bangs her and you have no intention of seeing her again, but when you get the number or a kiss, to close the interaction at that point seems... well, pointless because you do want to get as far as the fuck, right?

Sure, a door can be opened again once it has been closed, but why not just leave it open? Better still, wedge the fucker wide open to ensure that the when you come to open the door again, it isn't closed and locked with a dead bolt

Yeah, and while we're at it, why the fuck do we call them wings?? It's totally confusing!!! They don't even have wings!
Shouldn't we be calling them 'Deployable Supporting Pick Up Artists, and Providers of Social Proof'. That would make a lot more sense!

Much love,

Craigus

ok, but that energy drink with the added bull semen does give you wings