So I have to admit, I was wrong. I only did 1 (average) approach the whole of this week, and 0 dates because of the Corona virus messing with my state of mind, family and work (self employed) needs a lot more attention and fortitude.

One plus is nearly all my FWBs still need that strong D. Even had one (stripper) come out the woodwork from ages ago to help her Dickless self quarantine situation. Because there's no value in the single cold approach story, here's how I closed the stripper FWB a while back-

Approached indirect at the gym, complimenting her human flag practice. Not in a 'oh wow look at you way' but in a You're doing well, have you ever done it properly? It took me ages to get down'. Early on in the interaction I could feel her sas and confidence, which I like a lot. Had never seen her before and found out she was only there on a guestpass- perfect.
She said she did pole dancing which i reacted positively, commenting I 'dated' someone who was insane at it and could do the catapiller (upside down shoulder pressing yourself up the pole), which she was annoyed at because its another move she wants to improve on.
Fast forward to after we bang, I always 'interview' chicks after banging, asking when they knew they wanted to fuck me. You often learn interesting things.

She said it was when I closed her, I got her instagram and read out her profile description out loud-

'My heels are bigger than your dick'

I pause, look at her in the eyes

'You don't know me'

She laughs and hits me in the arm like a schoolgirl. Turns out she was right anyway, 8.5 inches, if only hahaha.

Can write this story at 1.36am because the only thing I'm doing tomorrow is driving down to Brighton, a 1 day trip instead of the month trip to Asia I had planned. Fingers crossed we don't have to evade the army fml.

I'm just impressed if you weren't just running game in that convo and can actually do a human flag tbh. Where were you going in asia?

The initial interaction was the note worthy part. From the Instagram close, set up a date a bar near mine, couple hours into it offered to show her the view from my balcony (unfortunately no longer live in a place where I can say that!) and we had a great time.

Thanks mate! That took me years to do because I love heavy squatting too much- big legs make the leverages harder. Big fan of calisthenics, what about yourself? My flight to Bangkok left a few days ago, I had plans to visit a bunch of places because I've never been, oh well.

Might venture to other sections of the forum to contribute, right now I'm focusing on making £ and grateful for the FWB I have that are still up for meeting... with the lockdown I can't see new stuff of interest to report. Did match with a 15/10 on tinder today, but would be shocked if her DMS arn't saturated AF and doesn't reply.

No callisthenics for me, I do MMA so most of my training revolves around stuff to support that. Got a couple of mates who do callisthenics though, some of that shit's mad impressive.

And that's too bad man, I was supposed to be heading back out to Phuket for 6 months and get out there in time for Songkran, but had to put the whole thing on hold.

Nice! Before I got into calisthenics I was big into rugby, where you need similar energy systems as MMA- Speed, power, agility, endurance, tekkers, mental toughness. Your training is wayyy more demanding and impressive than doing a few strength feats! After a few BJJ classes I got big into watching UFC, are you as excited/hopeful that Ferguson Vs Khabib happens? And have you competed in MMA?

Maybe one day I'll catch you in Phuket, who knows.

UPDATE! I got my first number close since the virus started, and got a reply from the 15/10 on tinder! Will post the tinder convo if it escalates, I recon my last reply was on point by we'll see.

Number close- Workout out in the sun yesterday, started chatting to an Armenian girl (in London for 3 months) doing assisted chinups. Convo flowed naturally, although she was very paranoid about the virus, wearing gloves and a face mask.

When she mentioned her dad trained her and used to be a professional football player, I said 'So you must be fast' - her reply "Faster than you, yeah". OOOOOH I loved that. We raced but before we started she took her mask off- 100% hottie. Looking back I probably smoked her too hard, gave it everything I had and she got a TINY bit pissed off when I gave her a playful (gloved) touch on the elbow saying good effort "HEY, SOCIAL DISTANCING" aka 'I'm annoyed you just destroyed me'. Fair enough, didn't react besides a quick 'my bad' and moved the conversation on.

Will ask her to workout with me when I next am in the area, not any other date options right now and don't have time to build it over whatsapp- got to keep working hard and I counted 40 whatsapp convos just today from clients/social, not including instagram. Texting is actually doing my head in a bit!

If anyone replies asking about the 15/10 i'll post the convo, went well to whatsapp and a couple calls but she moved to manchester during lockdown. Can't be arsed to water the plant much until it's likely she'll move back.

Moving 2 of my cold approach clients to only online game has been fun, feel like it's also improved my online back to where it used to be when I focused on it before.

I'm in a new place that's perfect for throwing parties... CAN'T WAIT FOR
UNLOCKING LOCKDOWN TIME!!!

I'm curious about the conversation with your match.

As for lockdown unlock - 4th July is the date I'm waiting for, when at the time of writing, hospitality services resume (coffee shops I assume are included).

DRY PATCH (for new bangs) OVER!

Had 2 rubbish tinder dates where I started to this that i've become too used to fun people in my life- when I meet someone 'average' i'm bord out of my fucking mind.

Thats bullshit if you've really mastered self amusement though and I know it.

Not much time for details now but here's the good parts- Had a HOT tinder date and after 2 bangs she's up for looking for 3somes with me and put her profile onto girls only.

Wednesday cold approached a chick whos new to London in the park, worked-out out with her Thursday, today had an epic 3some with her and old fwb.
Life is spicy again! Oral while she did a handstand-spreddie, so hot goddam.


To anyone going through a dry patch, KEEP GOING, STAY VIBY. And feel free to hit me up for a free consultation for coaching- only got 1 client right now.

I'd happily show you proof if it would benefit me in any way but I can't think of any? I don't think you realise but this post is hilariously ironic -

>>>Anyhoo, very much looking forward to drinking this weekend for the first time (properly) since the Fury Vs Wilder fight in February! 2 house parties in 1 day should be mad.

Disappointment- The new tinder FWB I'd slept with a couple times decided that she wanted to try something with a guy who wouldn't date her unless it was exclusive. We'd talked about her interest in open relationships and trying her first 3some so its bad timing but i'm sure we'll meet again.

Good gaming- did an approach while cycling home to a highhhh grade chick that should lead to a date.
''Hello, I'm interrupting your day quickly see if we might get along- you have by far the best walk I've noticed on this delightful road" (it's a horrible road filled with raggamuffins)

She's been in a 7 year relationship but seems confident and fun, did an instagram close and been chatting back n forth. Was one of those nervous first approaches of the day that got better as we talked.

Bad gaming- waved at a girl as she walked past but no words came out and she ignored me. LOL.

Met a new wing (through this forum) who's very good at keeping gaming fun, the way it should be. Got a date Thursday with a lovely French girl who after approaching told me she believes in fate in a slightly ominous voice, this will be interesting.

Tonight date with a Russian though tinder, a self proclaimed 'brat' on her profile but actually has good banter and seems intelligent.

Saturday massive party outdoors, Sunday I've booked another 3some with park girl and fwb, this will be the first repeat 3some I've ever had outside of a relationship, fun!!