I bring you news of an emergent disruptive technology that has flipped the entire global dating scene on its head.
You, The Hunter, can now become The Hunted. Sit back, relax and let the v-jay-jay rain down upon you like actual rain actually raining down upon you.
The true gods of pick-up confirmed to me, their diligent disseminator of data, at the all-star secret annual senate in San Fransisco last Sunday that 2021s only must have peacocking item is a Pocket Operator.
Pure scientific fact.
But be careful out there. Don’t abuse the tech. With great power comes great responsibility. And you all owe me 1 satoshi for every chick that cold opens you because of it. DM me for my coinbase deets.
Legally binding contract.
Peace,
kowalski
Like a stray bullet, you niggas misled
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I can confirm that a wingman of mine got a PO-33 and it worked!
I've never seen a guy with so many young teenagers in his harem. No wonder policemen are so jealous of him, a few even tried to take him away! He used to use internet chat rooms but the PO approach was so much more satisfying.
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Whatever fantasy scene you had playing in your head
At the time it was My Little Pony and a little bit of Shazam. Now, it's more like Underworld.
So which sound board(s) would you recommend for PO-33 then? I was thinking of Gary Glitter and Jimmy Saville quotes initially but I'm starting to have doubts for some reason.
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I don’t know what soundboards are. The PO33 is a sampler. Are you so fucking clueless about attraction that you need it explained to you how that could help someone get pussy?
I don’t know what soundboards are. The PO33 is a sampler. Are you so fucking clueless about attraction that you need it explained to you how that could help someone get pussy?
Yes, I am. Bonus points if you use all caps too
So what sounds do you put on ur sampler then?
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