I bring you news of an emergent disruptive technology that has flipped the entire global dating scene on its head.

You, The Hunter, can now become The Hunted. Sit back, relax and let the v-jay-jay rain down upon you like actual rain actually raining down upon you.

The true gods of pick-up confirmed to me, their diligent disseminator of data, at the all-star secret annual senate in San Fransisco last Sunday that 2021s only must have peacocking item is a Pocket Operator.

Pure scientific fact.

But be careful out there. Don’t abuse the tech. With great power comes great responsibility. And you all owe me 1 satoshi for every chick that cold opens you because of it. DM me for my coinbase deets.

Legally binding contract.


Peace,

kowalski