All caps? What are you talking about? You have a real problem with the written word. There's always so many gaps in what you are trying to express. There's essential parts that you don't put into words. They are only in your head and you don't realise that. It's really bizarre.
Take my op in this thread as an example of how it should be done. I am obviously poking fun at copy writers of
PUA materials. And I do enough work up front to set that scene. Then I move on to the content whilst maintaining the style throughout. By doing this I made sure that both the joke and the information were fully transmitted to the reader.
Keep all that in mind and try again. What were you trying to say with the "all caps" comment? It's maybe a good joke. Just no one can tell because currently it isn't a joke is not even anything that makes sense.
Peace,
kowalski