Peacocking 2021
 

I bring you news of an emergent disruptive technology that has flipped the entire global dating scene on its head.

You, The Hunter, can now become The Hunted. Sit back, relax and let the v-jay-jay rain down upon you like actual rain actually raining down upon you.

The true gods of pick-up confirmed to me, their diligent disseminator of data, at the all-star secret annual senate in San Fransisco last Sunday that 2021s only must have peacocking item is a Pocket Operator.

Pure scientific fact.

But be careful out there. Don’t abuse the tech. With great power comes great responsibility. And you all owe me 1 satoshi for every chick that cold opens you because of it. DM me for my coinbase deets.

Legally binding contract.


Peace,

kowalski

I have the PO-33 and can confirm my harem has increased 3x.

Who is this virgin?


Peace,

kowalski

I can confirm that a wingman of mine got a PO-33 and it worked!

I've never seen a guy with so many young teenagers in his harem. No wonder policemen are so jealous of him, a few even tried to take him away! He used to use internet chat rooms but the PO approach was so much more satisfying.

What? That doesn’t even read.
Whatever fantasy scene you had playing in your head did not get translated to the page.

Go again … What were you trying to say?


Peace,

kowalski

At the time it was My Little Pony and a little bit of Shazam. Now, it's more like Underworld.

So which sound board(s) would you recommend for PO-33 then? I was thinking of Gary Glitter and Jimmy Saville quotes initially but I'm starting to have doubts for some reason.

Does anyone know what this fucktard is saying?


Peace,

kowalski

Kowwaaaaalllllsskkkkiiiiyyyyy,

You didn't answer my question. Which sound board for your PO?

Also how would you tailor it to a younger/older audience?

Z

I don’t know what soundboards are. The PO33 is a sampler. Are you so fucking clueless about attraction that you need it explained to you how that could help someone get pussy?


Peace,

kowalski

Yes, I am. Bonus points if you use all caps too

So what sounds do you put on ur sampler then?