so this is the NLP pattern I made up to give women amazing orgasms. I don't say this verbatim every time I'm usually free styling. Please save any arguments about morals cos I quite frankly don't give a shit.

ok so first off you have to use the corect tonality in doing this.

When people ask questions they go up in tonality.
Statements tonality stays the same.
Comands go down in tonality.

all words in bold are to said like a comand obviously you don't say it like some military colenel. be subtle

so to begin.......

you know what I find funny about orgasms, is how some people can go there whole lives without ever having an orgasm......
and some people have orgasms every time they have sex.

And some people don't have an orgasm until one day it happens. It's like all this unbelievable pleasure is hidden away in a tiny little box just waiting for that door to pop open.(you can click your fingers here if you want)and you can finally realise those pleasures.

A lot of people think that they've had an orgasm but really they haven't and there's an orgasm hundreds of times more powerfull just waiting to be realised.often times this orgasm starts off like a tension just waiting to be released and as you feel that rising tension you want to release it. as the pleasure grows and grows and you allow yourself to surrender to all that unbeleivable pleasure.As all that pleasure is coursing through you, it's like it becomes you, all that you know at that moment in time is that pleasure.
don't you think that would me a wondefull thing to experience?

then after that you bang the fuck out of her untill she's a jibbering wreck.

morally I... yeah cool, I use this technique without trying when I'm worked up about something. I speak with different emphasis than what the sentence is about. Caught myself doing it due to pua knowledge.

My housemate and gf had been arguing and I was feeling like I wanted to have sex with her at the time.

"Hey did I tell you about Dan? He and his girlfreind might BREAK UP, he thinks she's going to CHEAT ON HIM."

Completely did not mean to talk cryptically, just got emotional and some intent got out inappropriately. But yeah, I like NLP. I think the premise of language use shaping our lives is mostly accurate. Its a major contributing factor anyhow and phrasing and tonality really makes a difference to othr people's reactions. When you say to some girl 'feel that rising tension' she will really feel something. saying 'dont feel that rising tension' would probably have a very similar effect. If you said 'relax and feel tension wash from your body' that would be the true mental opposite.

Good stuff, though NLP isn't really my bag.

There's a similar ebook by david shade called "give women wild screaming orgasms" that you can torrent. That has some great NLP stuff thats nice, easy, non-creepy and works pretty well.

In the meantime i'll carry on stating "The female orgasm is a myth"

I just feel like a berk talking in that manner, I like NLP for it's mental exercises from an inner game point of view, but the language patterns just seem like incongruent effort to me. Each to his own though, it's not for me but I imagine it has it's uses.

PS

u dont need to talk like that for nlp to work! he is using structural NLP which is used to teach, the idea is that once u know how to use it,

u dont speak like that, i think to many people never come to realise this is the case.

i would say (if i wer to use ur thing)

lets say i wanted to start a girl off.

id say..

ive been learning about the connection between colour and feeling or emotion, dunno if you have ever noticed but people always connect emotions & colours.... this means u can use colours as a way to reach certain levels of emotion,

i.e if you wer to feel really comfortable now you would imagine maybe a sky blue or when you think of feeling really happy and the sunshine maybe yellow...

a strange one is arousal coz people sometimes pick diff colours, its like a game... but il be honest we wont go there coz i dont like doing it unless someone is comfortable with me talkin about sex.... so

(at this point u either get, NO ITS FINE or they dont wanna play it, either way ur not a creep coz if they wernt comfortable u never did it)

then u ask them to describe their colour, whether its deep, misty, where in the body they feel this colour where it starts etc... get as much of THEIR descriptives back as u can...

then say, u know the weird thing about it is, lets say u wer to imagine that colour... and really feel it where it starts. well imagine the colour starts to move slowy down ur legs and up into ur belly..... if its working properly u may notice your breathing slightly start to slow down....

now its human nature to become aware of your breathing when mentioned, this therefore gives an impression what ur doin is having an effect.

at this point u have her full attention and using NLP from here is PISS!!! that routine OPENS the sub concious like u wouldnt beleive.

ive had girls in a proper trance infront of me. it works like. just dont speak like dr bandler and ur sound

after this u can say, can u feel tha! then ask if they wanna proceed?? then u can start slowin ur voice down, calming ur voice

ok well lets move it slightly and describe where it moves its colour getting deeper ... shit like

ok so if you imagine this feeling inside you blah blah

as it gets further u can get more risky and say, as it gets bigger and deeper inside you, imagine the colour that makes u uncontrollably aroused start to move outiside ur body untill the colour move into me aswell!!


ive has women imagine themselves above earth with the whole planet covered in an aroused mist THEY LOVE IT

just tell them its a GURU thing or some spiritual thing! they buy into alsorts

then once they are that horny the whole planet is feelin it, they are drippin wet already!! and this isnt hearsay IVE DONE IT!! sex is all in the mind

mind fuck the bitch

I know what you mean. I have always felt uncomfortable doing this sort of stuff in the past as it feels like I'm sort of changing myself if I switch to a NLP personality.

Having said that, I think the key is change it around to fit and work with your own personality i.e. so you just use NLP to enhance yourself rather than change yourself.

Thanks you for the posts Chops and Phil. Found them interesting. Don't come across as un-moral. Presumably they're already in bed with you, so its not like you've hypno-frogged them into the sack or anything.

Chops - do you tell a girl you have done this on them? How do they react?

G-spots exist, clitoris's exist, female orgasms exist

ye but if u know how to give a women a TRUE orgasm u will know it in the mind
wether that is daft nlp sequences, or a relationship where she feels close to someone.

snake eyes- if you'd watched the prestige then you'd know never to reveal how a trick is done. When you perform a trick everyone thinks you're a magic. Once people know how it works you go back to being a normal guy and the magic is gone.

phil- spot on when I first learnt it I remembered the patterns. Now I just freestyle and thus my language flows naturally. Plus Ross Jeffreys always looks like he's about to cream his pants as he's saying it that's why he looks creepy.

as far as morals go I'll quote Buddha "it is your intentions that make something good or bad not the action" weather using nlp or cocky funny your intention is the same just different technology. bow or gun it's still murder.

The girl I am seeing is getting frustrated about not being able to orgasm, I have been trying to tell her its all in the mind etc so ill try this stuff out.

I dont see any moral issue, she will be thanking me when she has had multiple orgasms ha!