Yes he is my 10! Love you Paul.......

Did Paul Fucking McKenna burst out of your CD Player and personally put the condom on your cock?

Other than freaking your bird out (though PFM probably hypnotized her first), it's the customer service touches like this that shows he really cares.

PFM for PM!!!!!

I had a confidence issue that needed overcoming. It has been overcome. I used PFM's CD in my own time, I didn't have it on while we were fucking if thats what you are getting at.

I wasn't implying that. Instead I was building a surreal imagery forged around sarcasm of a household name, seemingly distant and unreachable, going the extra mile with a highly personal touch, thus offsetting his corporate and disconnected image, to the shock of those in the bedroom. it is not LITERAL.
Such sarcastic creative flourishes are part of The Rebus.

Ha ok! Sometimes it is hard to tell from text alone, I am sure in person with a bit of voice tonality and a cheeky smile I would have understood better. I like a bit of sarcasm now and again. All those people that go round saying it is the lowest form of wit eh? the nerve!

I like my sarcasm like my gin *. Dry. **

* I don't like gin
** We like stars

I like my women like I like my coffee



Ground up and in the freezer

...imported from Brazil?

With an ass full of drugs

u like your coffee to have a 12 inch cock!!!?? weird!