You should work in marketing Kowalski!

Single you'll be without DHV!

another one.... "no wash, no nosh" In 20 yrs of partying..they r still coming out with new ones..never seems to stop.

Toilets in clubs without an attendant tend to have piss everywhere and no mirrors.

Also, was the racism necessary here? Some are white, ok not many, but some are.

Freshen up freshen up. I used to fuckin hate toilet attendants bcos I was scared of them and didnt like thm watchin me pee. now I get it, if you set the rules it all works out ok. You go in and pee, you wash your hands. If you accept papr from the guy u might have to give some money but not much. Ofcourse you can wash your hands, this is the UK. U dont need to fuckin pay for the privilege.

If you want body spray, you barter, agreeing a price before accepting spray. "2quid" "hah no way I'll give you 50p" end up at a quid "I've seen you accept a quid here before" smile, be friendly.. piece of piss.

I dont give them money for handing me toilet roll wtf

reminds me of Egypt- every twat there wants cash off the rich foreigner, they dream up all sorts of piss poor reasons too, like moving your suitcase 1 inch onto the conveyor belt at the airport -- fucking begging pisses me off

Refl3x - Egypt, agreed - when I was in Egypt my bird went to the public toilets and two random non-uniformed guys were standing outside the entrance of the ladies toilets.

It turns out that this bunch of cunts go into the ladies early in the day and remove all toilet paper, then hand sheets of it to each woman on her way in on condition that she pays them money!

If you want to get the gash, let me wash your tache...

Today, bog troll tried and failed to get security to chuck me out after I kicked a locked incorrectly-marked "vacant" toilet door to check if it was unlocked, the toilet attendant told me he was calling security to remove me!! I responded that I'd be back tomorrow to sort him out. A urinal had become free so I was busy pissing away quickly so I could walk off before getting grabbed by security!

The other guys at the bogs found the situation hilarious and did some chat in my favour and did toilet attendant piss take, which wound up and undermined the bog troll some more.

So then I ended up briefly dodging security (by catching up on my text messages in a dark corner of the venue). I hate these toilet cunts!

Did you shout Knock Knock arnie style!

you were definately in Arnie mode!


Next time practice
I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

LOL, but then I'd end up dressed as a toilet attendent...?