Today, bog troll tried and failed to get security to chuck me out after I kicked a locked incorrectly-marked "vacant" toilet door to check if it was unlocked, the toilet attendant told me he was calling security to remove me!! I responded that I'd be back tomorrow to sort him out. A urinal had become free so I was busy pissing away quickly so I could walk off before getting grabbed by security!

The other guys at the bogs found the situation hilarious and did some chat in my favour and did toilet attendant piss take, which wound up and undermined the bog troll some more.

So then I ended up briefly dodging security (by catching up on my text messages in a dark corner of the venue). I hate these toilet cunts!