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Status · 03-12-2010, 06:24 PM

I've used it as an opener with great success!

Usually something along the lines of "Do you have an african woman in your toilets?..."

Rebus · 03-12-2010, 10:09 PM

Fantastic Mr Fox, I believe that buying your own vodka on a night out (rather than bringing a vodka hipflask) at a pub or club is a world apart from paying a toilet attendent because you chose to take his handtowel or his aftershave.

The latter is optional - i.e. it is quite possible to use the toilet without using any handtowel or aftershave.

The former is mandatory - i.e. only these PUA-wannabe cheapskates that exclusively drink WATER (I mean, FFS!) on a night out at a pub or club, rather than buying drinks (or, bringing a vodka hipflask).

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walking through puddles of shit

This has zilch to do with the toilet attendents. When have you ever seen them stop singing their shitey "oooh, oooh, la-la-lay... freshen up for poo-nan-ay" songs in order to CLEAN THE TOILET FLOOR WITH A MOP?

It's common misconception to mix up toilet cleaners and toilet attendents; the end of my post clearly distinguished... here it is again...

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The above needs to distinguish between toilet cleaners and toilet attendants (a.k.a. "bog trolls") -

1. Toilet cleaners are a necessary service, absolutely critical. If you've ever been to toilets in a club or bar that look like that toilet out of Transpotting then you'll know what I mean. Particularily if you need a dump. Clean toilets are the bomb.

2. However, toilet attendants are unnecessary, a pointless mollusc performing as a parasite of AFCs who are either not single-minded enough to turn on taps and dry their hands without personal assistance, or stupid enough to think that after a few splashes of extra eu de toilette that they are transformed into Casanova.

Anyway, had a laugh recently at Ministry of Sound when the guy was waving a handtowel in front of me and I said, "nah, no thanks"... then the fucker KEPT DOING THE AGGRESSIVE HANDTOWEL WAVING THING, so I said, "you keep doing that, and I'll report you to the club as being here on an expired student visa". True or not, that made the fucker quit with the waving.

The sooner we eliminate all these bog trolls from club and pub toilets the better.

Fox · 08:03 PM

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Nameless · 04-12-2010, 01:06 AM

A couple months ago, I was so smashed and the toilet attendant was so committed, he offered to hold my junk while I was taking a piss.

true story.

Rebus · 04-12-2010, 01:10 AM

at least he didn't offer to hold your cock!!

Nameless · 04-12-2010, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Rebus

at least he didn't offer to hold your cock!!

That's what I said :>

roth · 28-12-2010, 05:12 PM

i think it's just funny. never give them any money though, and i really don't know why other people do

some other choice ditties:

'no davidoff, no suck it off'
'no calvin klein, no sexy time'
'no cologne, go home alone'

db x · 02-01-2011, 11:22 PM

As a wise 'bog wog' once said "No splash, No gash!"

Rabbid · 02-01-2011, 11:51 PM

You know what I was shocked the other night not a single one of the 3 toilets at Liquid on NYE had a single attendant that night..

Rebus · 03-01-2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rabbid

You know what I was shocked the other night not a single one of the 3 toilets at Liquid on NYE had a single attendant that night..

Shocked? Shocked to your core?

You do mean pleasantly surprised, right?

Maybe 2011 has kicked off with a reduction in toilet attendants; the Rebus campagin is succeeding (?)