So, who decided dancefloors were a good place for seduction?

The problem I've got is the stage where you're dancing with a girl (hurrah!) and you're close, but not close enough so you're still sort of looking at eachother grinning like knobs/singing along to the music. None of this is particularly G so I wanted to get some opinions and some workarounds. haha

Also, on a more general note, is the idea to go Hitch (i.e. rock left to right in time) or to bust out Chris Brown-style c-walks?

...something in the middle I reckon

I'm getting this at the moment. I said to Hustler the other day, I simply can't understand how guys just seem to get off with girls on the dancefloor. One minute the hot girl you've got your eye on is dancing and the next minute there's a massive rugby player chewing her face off. Puzzling.

I'm gonna try the apocalyse opener on the dancefloor next time I'm out and see how it goes. It seemed to do alright the other night, all things considered.

Deffo

I was never that good at it then one day it clicked and I can't really describe how, not very helpful I know but i've got a few thoughts on it.

I think you can't hang around her dancing you have to go up as soon as possible or you'll look like a stalker. Go to any dance floor and you'll be able to see the chodes dancing round attractive woman, I pulled one girl on a dancefloor by going up to her straight away and I pointed out all the chodes dancing round her, she laughed so much and it separated me from them.

You have to be into the music if your dancing but you can just walk through the dancefloor and see a pretty girl and approach.

Yeah tom, thats pretty smooth! May try that myself this week.

Could try use caveman tactics too. One time i was in the union in loughborough and we were discussing how the dancefloor on its own can be a hard place to pull. Then my mate says to me "watch this,".... He walks over to a bunch of giggling, bubbly looking girls, plonks himself in the middle of them then picks her up in his arms, marches over to the dancefloor and starts dancing with her! She absolutely loved it too, and all her mates were laughing the tits off. 10mins later they were playing tonsil tennis! It was proper bo lol.

Also the word "chode" is hilarious.

Yeh that's a RSD thing watch tim's flawless natural dvd for awesome stuff on dancefloor stuff

Dancing is the way forward to be fair.
It shows you have a fun attitude and are willing to experiment and are not afraid of what other people think.
Plus it gives you an oppurtunity to use it as an opener.
Go nuts mun

'Spin and in' (in an aussie accent)

I nailed a bit of aussie accent last night and this girl was LOVING IT! But it so utterly unsustainable. You're pretty much solely going in for a one night stand by putting on an accent! Its fun when ive pulled doing it. But deep down thats not you pulling someone...its an alter ego aussie pulling someone!

Is chode also a penis that is wider than it is long?...or is that a chobe?
Someone definitely told me one of those "facts".

Going back to dancing: In the stage where the two people are staring at eachother, even though I'd be thinking of kissing her, it would be waaay too soon. Like a couple of minutes in. I'd put money on getting a slap for that one.

Try the appocolypse opener then dude lol.