I'm getting this at the moment. I said to Hustler the other day, I simply can't understand how guys just seem to get off with girls on the dancefloor. One minute the hot girl you've got your eye on is dancing and the next minute there's a massive rugby player chewing her face off. Puzzling.

I'm gonna try the apocalyse opener on the dancefloor next time I'm out and see how it goes. It seemed to do alright the other night, all things considered.