Similar to the old chestnut of 'It's not what you say', how you come across in your picture is probably more important than what you write.

Its no easy thing to create a good profile. Just the other day I was loving a new profile I'd created, tried it out with the same pictures and nothing at all. Reverted back to the origional text and I started getting messages again.

Did you say you use POF mainly? Yeah I want people messaging me haha.

@Nova, today I saw three good opportunities to approach and didn't. Mixture of fear and laziness. Like Im sat down chilling at my computer. Then one was genuine 'didnt know what to do', it was a girl I've seen around speaking to my mate and I thought it'd be weird if I popped up like "Hey hi. . ." and, what, waited around haha.

Pure excuses but if I keep writing them up at how silly they are it maybe I'll get off my black ass.

Yeah dude, mainly PoF, sometimes badoo aswell. I don't bother much with the accounts, I log on now and then, see if there's any decent fresh meat, then log back off.

1 thing to note is I do get both negative and positive messages. Some gymnast girl decided to play cocky funny fucker in her first message saying "she has a dick and balls and that my mate should go fuck himself" (though I'm not sure why my mate has been subjected to this.. I replied with "I can only imagine the pain when you do the splits! I can't vouch for my friend but I'm guessing your right, he probably does fuck himself. Who doesn't masturbate at some point?".

If I'm honest, the negative ones are equally as fun and the positive messages.

Are the ones that message you decent or are they quite violent looking

How do you mean violent looking?

Inevitably I get some interest that I'm not interested in like the big girls and such but most messages I get are off girls that are nice looking.
I don't do this rating 1-10 system some guys do but today I got a message from a stunner, she commented about my piece on Bruce Almighty about the anal dwelling butt monkey. In her first message she'd been brought round to my way of thinking and ends her message with "we certainly think alike, maybe I've got a guys brain or something hahaha".

Yeah I meant fugly girls. Hmm nice work think I need a few tips. Ill try a proper one after this experimental one.

My profile somehow deters most fugly's from messaging me, since yesterday I've had 30 views in general and 21 messages, of that about 4 are replies to me initiating contact.

When you send the first message and she asks out of curiosity if that message ever works to get a reply, do you reply insisting that this message has only been sent to her, or do say that yes it works most of the time to the girls you send it to?

I've been curious about the general consensus on that for a while.

On PoF? I get about one or visitors a day and only if I visit them first! Fuck I'm terrible at this haha.

I never have girls say that. I don't really know what to send as a first message. I haven't gotten many responses though. . .

Still got a date after a week or two of having a proper profile and regular messaging. Not too bad.

Yeah dude well done on the date.

My first messages are normally very short but banterous. If they are hinting on the sex side then I ask in a funny way how many guys send her sex stories about fucking her senseless and so on.

Funny. Light. Not centred around yourself.