yo its ur boy cbg and i literally just got home from a night club sarge with smiley and retro and am so tired that i'm completely alert and awake so i'd thought i write this down before i 4get it in the morning.

we went avenue in lec sqaure, at the beginning i was hit hard by the nerves and that AA hit like crazy. i wasn't opening nowhere near as much as i liked and seem to almost just follow retro n smiley around. But the cool thing about these two is there so full of good solid advice on openers and confidence and would always bring you into a set (i especially liked retro's opener of who has a better dress sense me or my friend). Then as my confidence grew me n smiley found a tree set of sisters where one particular sister was giving me IOI'S from the offset. i knew what to do now, so i approached (cant remember how) but after some boring conversation she was grinding up on me. she was quite a curvy woman but had a very seductive way of moving her hips. time 4 the neg which was about her weight. "very cheeky" she laughed and then gave me a spank. me and smiley left to them and moved to the next floor of the club n chilled for a bit.
more great advice from retro where he introduced me to a happy racist (liked black ppl n didnt like white ppl even though she was white herself) n left me on my own to handle it, I ended up getting the number close of her younger sister, as i was chilling at the bottom of the club i saw the three sisters this time I was instantly grinding her again and i even isolated her but did something so fuckin stupid i negged about her weight again n she got really pissed and left (lol lesson learned). coming close to the end of night i number closed a hb8 called domenica (Italian i think) and was able to switch location with her and her friend to MacDonalds down the road so all in all good times (phoned battery died so couldn't contact smiley or retro to wing the friend for me to isolate but oh well).

Personally id never neg a girl about her weight -_-

Why neg a girl if she is already grinding on you?
Neg a girl when she is acting so bitchy that she hasn't got time for you.

As soon as I read about your first neg I cringed. Even though she seemed to take it well, it probably hurt and could play on her mind for the rest of the night. As long as you learn from that its all good!

yh i know it was very stupid of me lol i got away with the first one and had built crazy attraction.there was no need for any neg let alone her weight. that has certainly been noted thanks for the advice guys.

Well where do i start... last night was interesting to say the least, it would take me hours to put down everythign so i'll try and keep this brief.

I definately learnt a few lessons myself yesterday, some good some bad. The night ended with two polish girls in my bed - no bullshit... however it wasn't as good as it sounds as i'll elaborate on in a moment.

i opened many sets yesterday, some went good some went very bad, but i would say i was probably on the best form i have been for a while despite the bad ones - a good example of the bad - it was a girls birthday, she asked me to guess her age... i said 28... thinking she was about 31 - turned out she was 23... OUCH!!!!

I opened a 2 set almost immediatley, before CBG got there, it was me, smiley and a couple of other lads... they were two french girls. they had two plastic wine glasses that were empty... they were waving them around... i think i used an opener along the lines of... "so what are we drinking?"... there was a very cut one... i'd say a HB 8.5 and a HB 5, i was dancing with the HB8.5, escalating, there was a lot of kino, she was definately recipricaing... i asked her for her name, pretended to couldn't understand it, told her to type it into my phone and then once she done that... said thanks - now add your number... it worked. i was dancing with her for about an hour, she was giving me all the signs, all the kino but when i went for the kiss she kept pulling away at the last minute, i couldn't work it out. smiley was winging me with her friend who was definately into him.

anyway i said "we are leaving, are you guys staying here", they said "no, we'll come with you". i thought the change of venue might help move along the process. This was my biggest mistake and smiley - i have to apologise here. we had pre bought our tickets for sound, these girls didn't have tickets, the only way they were coming is if we paid for their entrance, i paid for the girl i was with and told similey if he was gonna lay his one he would have to pay for her. My bad! we got into the club, after a while we realised that these girls were friendly but we wasn't getting laid by them that night... took me a while but we just moved on.

i then opened many many sets, probably about 50% went noewhere and got negative responses, 40% there was some joking and interaction but again no end result and i couldn't be bothered. However it got to about 1.30 and i was dancing, there was a girl near me, she had a nice body, face was... ok, probably a HB6, her friend was a HB9 though. she had some devil horns which i stole. i soon realised that this was a girl who liked to be bossed around in quite a forceful nature, the more dominant and decisiveness i was the more it turned her on. The first kiss was hard to come by, but after that, once i took her hands, pushed her towards the back of the dance floor and held her quite rough against the wall she loved it! don't get me wrong, i had to feel her out, i would never do that if i didn't think she liked it.

i make out with her until 3, the club ended, i told her she should come back to chiswick with me, she was a little resistant at first. But it didn't take that much convicing, her friend must have danced with atleast 50 guys last nigh and clearly didn't want to get laid, just liked the attention. The problem was i couldn't shake her frienda at the end of the night, they both ended up on a night bus back to mine, but it was awkward coz her friend wouldn't fuck off!

i know what you are all thinking - perfect opportunity for a threesome! it wasn't, her friend just wasn't having it. got back to mine about 5am, the i said they could just crash at mine until the trains started. There is no doubt in my mind i could have laid the one i was with, but to say her friend was a cock blocker was an understatement. They both stayed in my bed, her friend said "no sex when i'm in this bed with you"... bitch! i ended up groping HB6, all over and getting a hand job but couldn't do anything else coz her fucking friend was there! it was all quite discreet, her friend was on the edge of the bed.

well that was it, it was an interesting night, definately took some positives and some lessons, not sure how i shoudl have turned the last set in my bed into a threesome though, it just didn't feel like it was on the cards.

oh, one more point... the two french girls came back basically stalking me when i was with the polish girl for the last hour and a half. they were conveniently dancing right next to me on the dance floor. i say a few really good looking guys trying it on with them, these guys got nowhere further than me though, she wouldn't give the kiss which makes me think maybe she has a boyfriend.

Anyway despite having the number i cant really text this french girl now. to summarise there must have been at least three people who told me to "get a room" with the polish girl, it was very explicit, all in front of the french girl. but i thought, bollocks to it, if i tried it on with the french girl again i'd risk losing the polish one and probably get nothing out of her so i just ignored her

An interesting night boys....

CBG - you've been handed some good advice here, NEVER mention weight when talking to a girl! And even if she brings it up, quickly move the conversation on to something else!

But overall you done well last night kid, apologies for the fiasco at the door of the 1st venue!

Yep, paying for the french girl to get into the club is the most AFC thing I have done for a while when we were in the queue some girls started talking to myself and CBG, then when we were inside the french girl says to me 'I do not like you talking to other girls'! So she got binned off

The 3 of us kept losing each other, and it turns out all of us needed wings at some point in the night!

I ended up dancing with these 2 german girls, couldn't decide which one to go for, made the choice, she was on it, then 15 minutes later summons a guy she had been dancing with earlier! So now the friend is by herself, I start dancing with the friend, me and the other guy isolate them, try to k-close mine but she ain't having it. However, she was still giving IOIs...she then reveals she was 18 which put me off a bit, carried on chatting for a bit more then I left to get my train.

Saw Retro manhandling his girl at the back of stage, where no-one could see....nice! I didn't realise she had a friend though, could have winged you

So all in all, a slightly bizarre night

Sounds like a pretty good first attempt at sarging for the newbies if you ask me.