What stories do you guys have of strange things that women do when sarging?

Rocked up in Bath last night in a last moment decision with a mate. Pulled into a carpark and went into the nearest club, the place was a mood killer as it was uncomfortably rammed. Anyway a couple of things worth noting happened:

1. Blondie next to me at the bar asks if she could buy me a drink. So we downed some Jagerbombs (my mate was driving tonight), chatted shit for a bit and made out a few times. Not long as we go into another room however, she just suddenly stops dancing, as if some possessed woman, just walks upto another chump and makes out with him within a few seconds completely blanking me at two feet away. Weired right?
2. I was standing leaving against a large pillar in the middle of the dancefloor checking my phone, (at this point me and my mate got separated) and I notcices two wavy haired brunettes getting closer and closer. One asks what my name was, whether I was single and some other stuff, moves in and makes out with me and then just says 'see ya ' and walks off. What the hell?

Anyway the night was a result...just a little strange. I actually compiled half of this whilst lying on the floor with a girl this morning in her flat while my mate snores away on the bed with a Brazilian girl next to him that just happened to have tonsilitus and was gutted he couldnt do anything with her. Glad I didn't pick the short straw.

Haha nice.

I witnessed my mate go through a similar kissing scenario saturday night. Must be the weekend before Vday making the chicks go crazy.

Drugs...

Haha I never really thought about that at the time. just thought she was one of those girls that gets kicks from making trouble between guys.

A lot of girls have told me theyve done things like went out seein how many lads they can kiss as a competition with their girlfriends. I'd look down on it but it would be pretty fucking hypocritical..

No, it wouldn't be hypocritical.

Any girl that isn't ugly as hell can pull multiple guys in an evening without even trying. They don't need to put any effort, they just wear something slutty and say yes.

Men on the other hand have to put 'effort' in. For some guys this means talking to a lot of girls and getting nowhere. For others it just comes naturally - but ultimately it's men chasing girls and the girl always makes the decision.

1. having sex with a girl , she asked me to talk dirty, a combination of words I used triggered a negative response and sent her to a dark place ( a place where her abusive ex used to use the same words while beating her ) mid fuck she freak out. bad times..

2. Girl at bar starts kissing me, then asks me if I have coke, I say no, so she kisses the next guy and asks him and repeats

3. Breaking up with a girl at my place ( I will never do that again ) says " well as were breaking up..fuck me one more time

Im aware all 3 of mine are deeply negative and fucked up

but its the fucked up ones who do things like this