So here is an opener, Follow it to the letter

Me: Hi, i like your hair, I was just wondering where you get your hair done?

Her: Toni & guy

Me: ah thats nice, do u wanna suck my cock

Her: Ye since u said u like my hair why not.


i havent tried it out yet but i know this is what will happen.

lol why bother with the bit about the hair? why not just go straight in with do you wanna suck my cock?

He's going in under the radar.

i was takin the piss.... im gonna try this next time i go out tho really. haha

Hi, I really like your hair, I was wondering would like coating in my cum?

Did this need an entirely new thread of it's own? Couldn't it have been in the original thread?

But Phil what if she didn't have her hair done at Toni and Guy?

Dont be so ridiculous!

if she said something other than toni and guy, well lets just say the world should never come to a situation like this

who the fucks toni n guy? oh well i'll still let u suck my cock and I may even fuck u if u say please