HB8 - MILF Text Game - Any Takers?!

[SmartBloke]

Me: (Her Name) Barbie.. Brunette Barbie Doll

Her: (This evening) You wanna come join for personal shopping (She works in a big retail store) But I didn’t reply..

Then later today;

Her: Hey Yogi Bear

Me: Mummy Bear, you’ve been working too hard and neglecting your friends.. Not good.. Not good 

Her: Hahaha

Me: So, wot u doing with ur naughty self tonite?

Her: Just chilling tired after the gymn

Me: Naughty Sexy Gymn Bum

Her: Looooool

Me: I can imagine you lying down there looking toned and hot after that work out.. And I am like confused.com now.. Cos, I don’t know whether to lick you from head to toe or what..

Her: omg

Her: What are you like?

Me: Guess you have to unwrap the package..

Her: Haha

(With the IOIs..Me escalating now)

Me: You should be getting a good work out after the 1st one.. Lol!! To soothe the nerves & dat fit bod. You’ll sleep like a day old baby afterwards..

Her: Nah I had balance!

Her: And besides are you offering?

Me: Maybe.. Only if you like your beats fast and your bass down low..

[She took a while to respoond] [Her ASD comes up now]

Her: Nae Chance we r friends n friends don’t cross dat line (Horse Sh*t!!)

Me: Wot line? I was talking about music u ‘dirty mind’ Lol!

I then ejected.. Cos I knew her ASD is already up.

I have taken a look and I intend to:

1. Lean back and let her start the texting again..

2. Or, text her tomorrow evening and set up a date..

We had a date arranged before, but I had to cancel it cos of work and she’s been PHTG since then. Now, that she’s started flirting I think she is either cock teasing herself.. Lol! Or needs an after gymn massage.. Either way, I intend to find out..

Feedback welcome..

[Refl3x]

why bother devoting the energy.
Get her number and banter to her on the phone and ask her out- -- if she denies then delete her and move on

[SmartBloke]

That's an option.. I'll see where this goes..

[sapphire]

Originally Posted by SmartBloke

Her: (This evening) You wanna come join for personal shopping (She works in a big retail store) But I didn’t reply..

Translation: "I'm inviting you for some one on one social time, this is (in woman speak) me effectively saying that you have the green light to escalate all the way to shag, so long as basic social conventions are observed so I don't feel like a slut. But please don't bore me with a million texts / phone calls before we get to action, man the fuck up please."

[En1gma]

Sounds to me as if shes loving the attention. I bet you anything she's showed her friends those texts and had a lil laugh. If she's a MILF I very much doubt she would want texts like those. She'd want more mature/mind stimulating ones. Maybe once you've fucked her you can be more 'naughty'. But til then, arrange the date, do the date, get the willy wet.