Me: (Her Name) Barbie.. Brunette Barbie Doll
Her: (This evening) You wanna come join for personal shopping (She works in a big retail store) But I didn’t reply..
Then later today;
Her: Hey Yogi Bear
Me: Mummy Bear, you’ve been working too hard and neglecting your friends.. Not good.. Not good
Her: Hahaha
Me: So, wot u doing with ur naughty self tonite?
Her: Just chilling tired after the gymn
Me: Naughty Sexy Gymn Bum
Her: Looooool
Me: I can imagine you lying down there looking toned and hot after that work out.. And I am like confused.com now.. Cos, I don’t know whether to lick you from head to toe or what..
Her: omg
Her: What are you like?
Me: Guess you have to unwrap the package..
Her: Haha
(With the IOIs..Me escalating now)
Me: You should be getting a good work out after the 1st one.. Lol!! To soothe the nerves & dat fit bod. You’ll sleep like a day old baby afterwards..
Her: Nah I had balance!
Her: And besides are you offering?
Me: Maybe.. Only if you like your beats fast and your bass down low..
[She took a while to respoond] [Her ASD comes up now]
Her: Nae Chance we r friends n friends don’t cross dat line (Horse Sh*t!!)
Me: Wot line? I was talking about music u ‘dirty mind’ Lol!
I then ejected.. Cos I knew her ASD is already up.
I have taken a look and I intend to:
1. Lean back and let her start the texting again..
2. Or, text her tomorrow evening and set up a date..
We had a date arranged before, but I had to cancel it cos of work and she’s been PHTG since then. Now, that she’s started flirting I think she is either cock teasing herself.. Lol! Or needs an after gymn massage.. Either way, I intend to find out..
Feedback welcome..