how about,

"hey, i know ur probably get letched on all the time but i just thought id come over and see what ur like to get on with seein ur a bit tidy, and i promise to only grab your bum when u start grabbing mine"

there ya go. i suppose its just bein direct but gettin the sleazy thought out of her head

So basically you BANGED A REALLY HOT GIRL??

Cool - thanks for the tiny shrap of advice that i've heard countless times before also, and again well done on BANGING A REALLY HOT GIRL

Cheers

since everyone here wants to bang hot women i thought that an important factor.

i also never gave that advice before so u never heard it from me!

i hope u die of cancer... smiley face!

are big fonts alpha?

and how can I transfer this to the field?

So basically your goal is to chat this hot girl up and possibly get intimate
and because her bitch shield is at maximum any hint of you trying to chat her up is classed as a chat up and Eject.
So are we saying how do you talk to a girl you want to chat up without her knowing you are trying to begin the process of chatting her up?(til you get some rapport)

Fuck knows

big fonts online = big guns IRL

I have both and thus am Alpha-Alpha....the highest attainable status for a PUA

I would have thought i t would translate to a big dick............and you're definitely a massive dick.

I think false time constraints & framing can be useful to minimise blowouts, at least in my limited experience in this e.g 'Hey guys I can't stay and chat long as I'm meeting up with some friends, but you look friendly so I wanted to come meet you.'

- So you're being direct enough to get points for being confident, wthout sleezy

- False time constraint means you come off non-needy and she doesn't have to worry about you hanging round all night when she's out for a good time with friends

- the comment about them looking friendly means they are more likely to act that way towards you

so ur essentially mystery... funny that he is also a grade 'A' bellend