Ok, I'm sure that we've all got a sexual disaster story, right? Who reckons they've got the best? Care to share. I've got a beauty, but I'll see how bad some of the others are before sharing that bad boy

One night many months ago i brought a girl i had picked up the previous night to a party, i got very drunk and then tried to fuck her, i was so drunk that my dick did not function. It was like a broken bending machine. She was horny and so fucked another guy. I felt bad about it the other morning when i woke up.

I once shagged a girl in a park later to find dog shit on my knees and her arse I thought it was really funny

That actually made me laugh out loud. What a shit time! (pun not intended)

it's times like these that I look back on. I have another one but it's way to controversial for this forum

Ditto. I'm in serious debate about whether I can post it. I'll have a few more drinks, then I'll probably divulge

plus it's really long story and can't be bothered to type it and going out in bit

I went back to some lasses house and her cat had died. That was a serious passion killer.

damm that's pretty awefull

The pussy literally died on you