2 years ago a sdl got up in the middle of the night, which woke me up. I was like wtf and realised she was sleepwalking around the room. She then stopped and sat down on a chair next to the bed. it was dark but i could just make out that she pulled her underwear down and then i heared running water. she was PISSING! she must had dreamt she was on the toilet or sumthin but i didnt have the heart to tell the poor girl in the morning, i just said she must have spilled some cider when she was drunk.

haha i cracked up ! i think i would do the same in your situation ... i would not tell her ...

I used to work in a hotel in Cyprus and was shagging a guest on a picnic table in the gardens of the hotel when the gardener came walking past at about 5 in the morning, I shit myself thinking it would get me fired, grabbed my clothes and bolted leaving her naked on the bench by herself. Awkward next day walking around the pool having to be friendly and normal, blagged it and slept with her the next night anyway.

Another time I was a bit drunk playing some Mozart on a girls insides in her bed and out of nowhere she she screams and says owww that hurt, then spent the next hour crying and refusing to talk to me, think I scratched her by accident, sucked.

Got a few more but will keep them to myself for now.

I dunno if this thread jinxed me but i shagged a bird last night and passed out drunk after 20 seconds I don't remember it but she wasn't happy been trying to shag her for a while as well

I was waiting in my car to pick a girl up for a first date outside her house and i was desperate for a piss, so i figured it was a good idea to piss in a plastic bag i had in the car with me while i waited....

plastic bags have holes in the bottom to ensure you dont suffocate......

Filled the bag with piss only to realise it was coming out thwe hole all over my pants in my car.....

Thankfully i had a can on lynx and a change of clothes

Picked her up, we drive around and fucked in my car even tho i was wet with piss

result

Fucked a girl on Friday after a date. Felt my bed was wet everywhere. Turned on the light it was her frigging period, blood everywhere. She thought it had stopped. And even worst, I went down on her too..! Make me sick just thinking about it...!!

I have loads of these stories. This is just one of many:

There were two birds from Cork in the bar, pissed as fuck. One of them, who had a hot body but a not so hot face got off with my mate.

Then I left the bar at the same time as the girls. The doll who had got off with my mate kept trying it on with me as we were walking up the street. I told her no because she had kissed my mate. She kept saying, "Yeah, but I want yooou..."

So, all of a sudden I got off with her, spun her around, pushed her against the wall, pulled her jeans down and mine too, whipped a johnny out of my wallet and began fucking her from behind, in the street.

Her mate was stood there, nearly crying and shouting, "Come oooon, let's gooo." All of a sudden a riot van full of cops turned up. The girl I was fucking ran off down the street. I looked down at my cock and there was no condom on it; it must have still been inside her.

The cops were actually really cool and found the whole thing funny. They just sent me on my way and that was it. The town I was living in, in Ireland has a population of 6500 people. You can imagine the talk the next day. Luckily I have no family there.

This has happened to me too. Thing was the lass was totally into it, she was obsessed with all that twilight bollocks and it proper got her off when someone fucked her and munched her out when she was on the blob. Il try most things once and on that occasion it will forever remain once too, im just glad it was her bed and not mine.

I've banged loads of birds when they have been on the period!

Picked up a girl one night and we went for a 'chat' down a little side road near where she lives. Well chatting certainly developed quickly and soon enough she was totally naked and was going down on me. Next thing i know there's lights coming from the road behind and the police pull up next to me....

Just about managed to pull up my jeans but she was completely naked under my jumper, they said they'd had a report of 'kids taking drugs' in a car down the lane....they even searched me.
I had to explain what was going on and they eventually went on there way, smirking the entire time..

Most embarassing time of my life!