alreeeeeeeeeet

orite cyril

twat

lol
hows u faceache
havent really spoken to u since beetham
9 months
ish

am good, ,,,whats beetham??

where i lived
so ur profile pic
u look a bit fit
so... ur single... so am i ... dnt want a bird... so basically u can come to liverpool, we can go out for a drink and if we get along which we will... me and u can fuck untill u cant think str8

ta la

then if its good... which it will be...
we can do it again
(just dont fall in love with me)

thats nice, you should take up writing for a living, maybe poetry??

hahah lol
yeah i know, but i was thinkin ... askin u for a drink an all that shit.. its to no end, its the same old bollocks
when the end goal wed both be thinkin is... SEX
so why try an bollocks u
SO...
when u in liverpool ?

haha, dunno yet
ang on be back in 2 mins

sound



>>> so i shall post an let u know where this goes...

also this is a girl ive never met... just added through a friend of a friend

pure sleaze

YEAH PURE SLEAZE BUT

am bk

oh good.. for a min i thought id lost u forrrrrreeeevvvverrrrr

did u cry??

yeah
my pillow is that from a love song

thought so

so anyway to my previous convo
u can come to liverpool
have a drink... if ur a divy
ill send u packin
if ur fun
ill make u smile for a week
ok

hahaha, just like that

in your life as i see it... we all want the same thing.. some people tho dont have the sence of adventure
its all about the thril of excitememnt... and that would be a story u wouldnt forget
so yea
just like that

or the story might go....i get to liverpool, we go for a drink, you could be a tool, then i can't escap

u dont need to think about it, i have made the choice for you

exactly why i gave u an escape plan
but to be fair... u could also be a tool
in which ID ESCAPE

thats not gonna happen is it, as if i'm a tool

but just so wer both on the same page... its not a date ... its a RENDEZVOUS
lol

yeah but if ur a tool, i won't want to rendezvous[/color]

sound then settled... when we meetin
lets say... week night better?
or weekend

slight problem, i don't live near u

wer do u live
in a roundabout area
dont be dichin postcodes


ha, no not skem
anymore

lol

market drayton

WTF wher is that

erm, on the border of cheshire and shropshire

WHAT
ok im worth a trip from skem
but thats a bit of a mish
it depends on how much u enjoy REALLY good sex
me personaly... i think thats a trek
how long in a car

hour and 20

hmmmm....

bit of a risk that like, could be a wasted journey, haha

haha
could be
i could turn up in sunglasses in the dark or anythin
altho as i said ... ur gettin on a bit now
can u afford to be that fussy


i'd say so like
don't like to blow me own trumpet or anythin

dont get serious
AHAH u proper got serious
awwwww.. its ok, ur not really old


i'm well serious me



and so continues

haha, how old r u?

older than u


32
??

no
im not 32

33

ha
im not really older than u wyn
i keep thinkin im 25
but im not


31
30

im 26

r u?
i look younger than u
no offence

haha i know
i do look older
men get better with age tho
i didnt think u wa that old actally

hmm, some do, some don't
i still get asked for i.d all the time, which is a slight joke
my mates all take the piss
i've got good genes me like

yeah... well im not havin a baby with u
so ur genes dont matter to me


hahaha!!!! oh really cos i thought that was the plan?? we've got to know each other enough to reproduce i think

lol
dunno... it seems wer breakin all the rules
whats another one

exactly


BAM SNAGED THE BITCH .......

BELTER

so are u a proper rule breaker
do u eat before bed n tha
like a pure ma
maddy

only on the odd mental occasion

well heres one for u
when u come play Miss Adventures
look at my profile pic
i can hook u up with them 2 badboys(my profile pic is me twice)

haha, wow....both of them!!!! noooo wayyyy

i know
one of them is a tool tho

yeah, i can tell

which one is it tho
?

t[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]he one on the left[/color]

ah see
the evil one is always the left

he just looks like a wrongun

haha
he is u know
gaybod
thats what he is
right jenny im off for a bat
give me ur number
or ill batter ya
**bath

that was the evil one typing...saying ur off for a bat....he was going to bat someone to death
arghhhhhh sicko

its like kane & able

hmmm, i'm quite choooooooozy who i giv my number 2

really thats funny coz im quite choosy about whos number i take
stop bein a divy... all i ask is DONT TEXT STALK ME


well i'll try not to, but i can't promise cos i'm realllllly needy

... ha ... ok then , i suppose

i'll text u to say goodnite and then to say good morning

lol at 1 am & 6 am
then one in the middle to say
HOPE UR SLEEPING WELL!!!!! IM WATCHING YOUUUUUUU
in a creepy 8 year old girls voice

yeah deffo

ok i have plenty of girls numbers im not gonna stalk u
ill text u when i get a min from all the super uber honeys im textin

everyone stalks me am afraid, you'll soon fall into it

lol
how confident
but i assure you missus

then theres no escape, you'll love me forevvveerrrrr

"i already do" (please insert lionel richie song you are my destiny"
N dubz remix

i knew it
u love me already, and we haven't met....don't feel silly
your not the only one

ok wynne u have now kept me 4 mins longer from my bath than i wanted
so... number
cough up, then ill text u mine back

hmmm, o.k, i'll give it u seens i've only got 3 texters on the go at the min
0NUMBER HERE9

wow 3.. is that it... that will be 3 ignored texters after we meet...
i assure you


21:36
only 3 yeah, thats a bit of a drowt

ah well... players will be players
u have almost 4 now
on my command..
ok bath time wynne... if ur on later we will continue x

and the above is how i got a girl i never met... to agree to giving me her number, coming to liverpool for a drink followed by a fuck....

any questions

That is full of shite Phil...!
You chasing her with long long msgs...! Here's me thinking you were too cool for all that shite...! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............

how exactly do u plan on getting a fit girl... to travel over an hour... without ever meeting her...without talking....

did u expect me to go HI, Never met, lets fuck if not fuck off...

im on the internet, have no body language... i could be a rapist as far as she knows...!

so if u can pull off the above, on the interent... with less words, id like to know how?

"fewer" words