A convo thats goin on now
alreeeeeeeeeet
orite cyril twat lol hows u faceache havent really spoken to u since beetham 9 months ish am good, ,,,whats beetham?? where i lived so ur profile pic u look a bit fit so... ur single... so am i ... dnt want a bird... so basically u can come to liverpool, we can go out for a drink and if we get along which we will... me and u can fuck untill u cant think str8 ta la then if its good... which it will be... we can do it again (just dont fall in love with me) thats nice, you should take up writing for a living, maybe poetry?? hahah lol yeah i know, but i was thinkin ... askin u for a drink an all that shit.. its to no end, its the same old bollocks when the end goal wed both be thinkin is... SEX so why try an bollocks u SO... when u in liverpool ? haha, dunno yet ang on be back in 2 mins sound >>> so i shall post an let u know where this goes... |
also this is a girl ive never met... just added through a friend of a friend
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pure sleaze
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YEAH PURE SLEAZE BUT
am bk oh good.. for a min i thought id lost u forrrrrreeeevvvverrrrr did u cry?? yeah my pillow is that from a love song thought so so anyway to my previous convo u can come to liverpool have a drink... if ur a divy ill send u packin if ur fun ill make u smile for a week ok hahaha, just like that in your life as i see it... we all want the same thing.. some people tho dont have the sence of adventure its all about the thril of excitememnt... and that would be a story u wouldnt forget so yea just like that or the story might go....i get to liverpool, we go for a drink, you could be a tool, then i can't escap u dont need to think about it, i have made the choice for you exactly why i gave u an escape plan but to be fair... u could also be a tool in which ID ESCAPE thats not gonna happen is it, as if i'm a tool but just so wer both on the same page... its not a date ... its a RENDEZVOUS lol yeah but if ur a tool, i won't want to rendezvous[/color] sound then settled... when we meetin lets say... week night better? or weekend slight problem, i don't live near u wer do u live in a roundabout area dont be dichin postcodes ha, no not skem anymore lol market drayton WTF wher is that erm, on the border of cheshire and shropshire WHAT ok im worth a trip from skem but thats a bit of a mish it depends on how much u enjoy REALLY good sex me personaly... i think thats a trek how long in a car hour and 20 hmmmm.... bit of a risk that like, could be a wasted journey, haha haha could be i could turn up in sunglasses in the dark or anythin altho as i said ... ur gettin on a bit now can u afford to be that fussy i'd say so like don't like to blow me own trumpet or anythin dont get serious AHAH u proper got serious awwwww.. its ok, ur not really old i'm well serious me and so continues :) |
haha, how old r u?
older than u 32 ?? no im not 32 33 ha im not really older than u wyn i keep thinkin im 25 but im not 31 30 im 26 r u? i look younger than u no offence haha i know i do look older men get better with age tho i didnt think u wa that old actally hmm, some do, some don't i still get asked for i.d all the time, which is a slight joke my mates all take the piss i've got good genes me like yeah... well im not havin a baby with u so ur genes dont matter to me hahaha!!!! oh really cos i thought that was the plan?? we've got to know each other enough to reproduce i think lol dunno... it seems wer breakin all the rules whats another one exactly BAM SNAGED THE BITCH ....... :) BELTER |
so are u a proper rule breaker
do u eat before bed n tha like a pure ma maddy only on the odd mental occasion well heres one for u when u come play Miss Adventures look at my profile pic i can hook u up with them 2 badboys(my profile pic is me twice) haha, wow....both of them!!!! noooo wayyyy i know one of them is a tool tho yeah, i can tell which one is it tho ? t[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]he one on the left[/color] ah see the evil one is always the left he just looks like a wrongun haha he is u know gaybod thats what he is right jenny im off for a bat give me ur number or ill batter ya **bath that was the evil one typing...saying ur off for a bat....he was going to bat someone to death arghhhhhh sicko its like kane & able hmmm, i'm quite choooooooozy who i giv my number 2 really thats funny coz im quite choosy about whos number i take stop bein a divy... all i ask is DONT TEXT STALK ME well i'll try not to, but i can't promise cos i'm realllllly needy ... ha ... ok then , i suppose i'll text u to say goodnite and then to say good morning lol at 1 am & 6 am then one in the middle to say HOPE UR SLEEPING WELL!!!!! IM WATCHING YOUUUUUUU in a creepy 8 year old girls voice yeah deffo ok i have plenty of girls numbers im not gonna stalk u ill text u when i get a min from all the super uber honeys im textin everyone stalks me am afraid, you'll soon fall into it lol how confident but i assure you missus then theres no escape, you'll love me forevvveerrrrr "i already do" (please insert lionel richie song you are my destiny" N dubz remix i knew it u love me already, and we haven't met....don't feel silly your not the only one ok wynne u have now kept me 4 mins longer from my bath than i wanted so... number cough up, then ill text u mine back hmmm, o.k, i'll give it u seens i've only got 3 texters on the go at the min 0NUMBER HERE9 wow 3.. is that it... that will be 3 ignored texters after we meet... i assure you 21:36 only 3 yeah, thats a bit of a drowt ah well... players will be players u have almost 4 now on my command.. ok bath time wynne... if ur on later we will continue x |
and the above is how i got a girl i never met... to agree to giving me her number, coming to liverpool for a drink followed by a fuck....
:) any questions |
That is full of shite Phil...!
You chasing her with long long msgs...! Here's me thinking you were too cool for all that shite...! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............ |
how exactly do u plan on getting a fit girl... to travel over an hour... without ever meeting her...without talking....
did u expect me to go HI, Never met, lets fuck if not fuck off... im on the internet, have no body language... i could be a rapist as far as she knows...! so if u can pull off the above, on the interent... with less words, id like to know how? |
"fewer" words
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