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21-11-2010, 10:31 PM
True, yeh I should have gone for numbers. It makes sense, I didnt want to go clubbing so it wouldve turned out weird if I'd been like 'i'm going there as well, coincidentally'. I like the pre-emptive strike on text stalking in ur convo, could have used that as well. 'Right, give me ur number but do me a favour, don't stalk me (grin kino kino kino)' >optional> 'Nice tits'
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21-11-2010, 10:38 PM
hahahaha! I knew that's where this was going!
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21-11-2010, 10:50 PM
ye max its weird on here... i was usin words where there wasnt kino so she was comfortable.... she is now textin me askin if wer gettin married..
i told her the tickets to vegas are booked 
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21-11-2010, 10:53 PM
the ultimate caveman tactic -approach direct 'You are the hottest girl I'v seen today' grip rock tightly and apply lavishly to the female cranium. Remove troublesome outer garments and make her your new wife. If dies or runs away, repeat.
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21-11-2010, 10:55 PM
tell her you know Elvis personally and he;s free next wednesday at 3pm
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22-11-2010, 02:20 PM
phil ur soo blatantly on a dating website......mate internet game is a pile of piss.
ur secrets out mate! and as per usual ur full of shite
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22-11-2010, 02:29 PM
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