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Default Has found the magic close - 15-08-2010, 11:49 AM

So last night... i went out and decided i was getting laid...

so there is this fuckin super hot woman... cant remember how i ended up talkin to her... but i do remember she grabbed her ankles and bent right down to the floor... this turned me on MAJOR

... so just talkin in general blah blah exchanged numbers...

So i said to my mate.....

"u are the king of one night stands... what do u say to them..???"

He told me "walk up to her, get close like ur gonna kiss her an say "Whats happenin then"

I DID

"whats happenin then"


she goes "ye come on lets go... WHAT THE FUCK!!! all this fuckin time of pick up and that is the line...

DIRTY BITCH ASWELL....


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Default 15-08-2010, 12:41 PM

I believe this 100%
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Default 15-08-2010, 02:23 PM

I had a girl use that line on me before, being an afc at the time I just stuttered and lost it
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Default 15-08-2010, 06:07 PM

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I believe this 100%

Mate i honestly cound not giv a fuck whether u beleive me or not

last night i dropped half an E & fucked some hot older woman till my cock was raw... ... whilst u wer probly scatchin ur balls..

Good post tho nice to know you find im unbelievable


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Default 15-08-2010, 10:48 PM

Funny, his post didn't strike me as sarcastic.

Just cynical.
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Default 16-08-2010, 07:32 AM

Another day, another 'magic' pickup line.


girls just wanna have fun
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Default 16-08-2010, 08:37 AM

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Mate i honestly cound not giv a fuck whether u beleive me or not

last night i dropped half an E & fucked some hot older woman till my cock was raw... ... whilst u wer probly scatchin ur balls..

Good post tho nice to know you find im unbelievable
Ah - the old, "i dropped half an E & fucked some hot older woman till my cock was raw" scenario. FUnnily enough that was what my night consisted of, except I dropped a full E and shagged 2 older women.

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Default 16-08-2010, 08:51 AM

Phil knows how to attain the older generation, for maximum respect.


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Default 16-08-2010, 04:21 PM

look "boys" whatever rat u have up ur ass is ur own business but why u feel it necessary to start tryin to shit on people parade...

u should write a fuckin book.


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Default 16-08-2010, 04:31 PM

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Another day, another 'magic' pickup line.
perhaps then it doesnt matter what u say

it is just about YOU


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