So last night... i went out and decided i was getting laid...
so there is this fuckin super hot woman... cant remember how i ended up talkin to her... but i do remember she grabbed her ankles and bent right down to the floor... this turned me on MAJOR
... so just talkin in general blah blah exchanged numbers...
So i said to my mate.....
"u are the king of one night stands... what do u say to them..???"
He told me "walk up to her, get close like ur gonna kiss her an say "Whats happenin then"
I DID
"whats happenin then"
she goes "ye come on lets go... WHAT THE FUCK!!! all this fuckin time of pick up and that is the line...
DIRTY BITCH ASWELL....