So last night... i went out and decided i was getting laid...

so there is this fuckin super hot woman... cant remember how i ended up talkin to her... but i do remember she grabbed her ankles and bent right down to the floor... this turned me on MAJOR

... so just talkin in general blah blah exchanged numbers...

So i said to my mate.....

"u are the king of one night stands... what do u say to them..???"

He told me "walk up to her, get close like ur gonna kiss her an say "Whats happenin then"

I DID

"whats happenin then"


she goes "ye come on lets go... WHAT THE FUCK!!! all this fuckin time of pick up and that is the line...

DIRTY BITCH ASWELL....