Has found the magic close
 

So last night... i went out and decided i was getting laid...

so there is this fuckin super hot woman... cant remember how i ended up talkin to her... but i do remember she grabbed her ankles and bent right down to the floor... this turned me on MAJOR

:)... so just talkin in general blah blah exchanged numbers...

So i said to my mate.....

"u are the king of one night stands... what do u say to them..???"

He told me "walk up to her, get close like ur gonna kiss her an say "Whats happenin then"

I DID

"whats happenin then"


she goes "ye come on lets go... WHAT THE FUCK!!! all this fuckin time of pick up and that is the line...

DIRTY BITCH ASWELL.... :)

I believe this 100%

I had a girl use that line on me before, being an afc at the time I just stuttered and lost it

Mate i honestly cound not giv a fuck whether u beleive me or not

last night i dropped half an E & fucked some hot older woman till my cock was raw... ... whilst u wer probly scatchin ur balls..

Good post tho nice to know you find im unbelievable

Funny, his post didn't strike me as sarcastic.

Just cynical.

Another day, another 'magic' pickup line.

Ah - the old, "i dropped half an E & fucked some hot older woman till my cock was raw" scenario. FUnnily enough that was what my night consisted of, except I dropped a full E and shagged 2 older women.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Vb1urA0Qnl.../s320/umad.jpg

Phil knows how to attain the older generation, for maximum respect.

look "boys" whatever rat u have up ur ass is ur own business but why u feel it necessary to start tryin to shit on people parade...

u should write a fuckin book.

perhaps then it doesnt matter what u say

it is just about YOU