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Ooo that's a tough one

HB: Dream On

Swype : Omg im so sorry , are you really embarassed ??

HB : Why should i be embarassed ?

Swype : I wasn't hitting on you ... i was trying to let you know you've got some sort of paint in your hair ... (look at her sympathetically and walk off)

Ok Ok mine !!

Your in set and HB says : "I only go for guys who treat me like a princess"

HB: "I really like guys with facial hair."

YOU: "Is that so you can compare who's is thicker?"
OR....."So, you mean the fact that I have cancer and am going through chemo means I'm not a potential suitor for you?" (this may fuck her up for a while, but remind her that she's a shallow bitch).

GIRLIE: You can't sit there.

PLAYA: Guess they should have left the tape up, the only crime now is false expectations.


GIRLIE: Are you gonna buy me a drink?

PLAYA: You're already steaming, I'm keeping you off all fours.


Next one...

GIRLIE: Is that your pick up line?

To wear your legs round my face like a feed bag. (Impression)

NEXT...

Shoudn't you be going?

HB : Is that your chat up line ?

Swype : ... Well it's definatly not yours , cmon keep up !

Next One : I Know Your Type !

HB: Are you one of them pick up guys?

Guy: Yep. Can you tell me where all the good-looking women hang out?


Next:

Why are you own your own - Do you not have any friends?

HB: I'm talking to my friend
PUA:Friend? That's cute, but we only just met -big smile-

now a shit-test I faced on saturday night:

'Actually, there's this guy I'm kinda seeing'

"Do you think you're funny?"

"no, but everyone else seems to. Who am I to disagree with public opinion?"

next:

Girl: You're boring.

Is that really shit test? Sounds like you're just not running the set properly haha. Alright well here goes...

HB1000: You're boring

Iceman: Oh really? Would someone who's boring do THIS? *do something outrageous, ex: kiss her (note: calibrate to how interested she seems, etc)*

Next: Are you always this weird?