Are you always this weird?

"not all the time, sometimes I'm sleeping."

Girl : Hey can you take our picture?

HB: I'm a lesbian (assuming this is a shit test and u know she may be testing u)
Sapmi: Me too! (high five), lets hook up


Another one

Your arm is round HB

HB: Your hands are cold

(with a smile) "Cold hands, warm heart - (*hold her hand*) do you have a cold heart?"

Next:

Lady: You look wierd

Lady: "You look weird."

You: "That reminds me - you blink a lot."

NEXT: "Have you got a lazy eye?"

HB: Your hands are cold

Iseeulooking: give me a hug then...body heat shit (grabber her)

mine is Fuck off (just before you talk to the group)

Skank: u call that dancing? pfft

Me: "Did your parents really name you Skank? Mine named me "Mantra"; don't you just love weird names? Chris Martin called his daughter Apple. Do you like apples?"



Next...

Her: "Are you gay?"

Her: Are you gay?
Me: Have a guess.

Ok next one.

Her: You know that shirt is awful, it totally doesn't suit you

Her: "You know that shirt is awful, it totally doesn't suit you!"
Me: "I know, I'm trying to repel you! Is it working? Oh Christ, it's not is it? You're attracted to me aren't you?! Gimme your hands..."

Next...

Her: "I only date guys with massive dongs!"

Her: "I only date guys with massive dongs!" (you need help)
Tis I: ''Well you can give mine a trial run and we'll see how you feel about it afterwards''

Her: That was sooo cheesy!