Her: That was sooo cheesy!
Guy: Almost as cheesy as the smell of your feet, Christ! I can smell them from here, get yourself some odour eaters.

Biatch: 'Is that a pick-up line?'

Her: "Is that a pick-up line?"
Me: "Yes, yes it is. Did you like it? I wrote it just for you ."

OR

The old me: "Don't flatter yourself sweetie, I just needed an opinion. By the way, nice nails, are they real?" etc...


Her: "Can you just hold my drink for a second?"

Her: "Can you just hold my drink for a second?"
Me: can you just hold my cock for a second?

her:your too small for me.

Her: "You're too small for me."
Me: "Oh, are you one of those big vagina ladies?"


Her: "My boyfriend's visiting me next weekend."

Her: "My boyfriend's visiting me next weekend."
Me: "We haven't got much time then"

Her: "You remind me of an ex who was a total bastard"

Her: "You remind me of an ex who was a total bastard"
Me: "You remind me of a girl I'm going to fuck tonight!"

Her: "Go away, I'm trying to get with him"

Her: "Go away, I'm trying to get with him."
Me: "This is a bit embarassing for you, but actually he's trying to get with me. He's been buying me drinks all night"

Her: "You're a funny guy - tell us a joke"

Her - your funny tell us a joke

Me - Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

I bet you think your a player don't you??

Her: I bet you think your a player don't you??
Me: If I'm a player then you'd better strip off now and we'll see how good my playing is!


Her: Err, you've got the same tash as my Dad!!

Her: Err, you've got the same tash as my Dad!

Response: Yeah, and I bet it drives your mum wild when its tickling her clitoris.

Girl: We need to go to the bathroom (eye coding to her friends)