Hey Guys,

Right need some help, I met this girl that the sex shop I live opposite and after chatting for a while I got her number and we have been out on a night out together. Anyway she is a very good looking girl, but not your typical sex shop girl you would imagine, ie slutty. She is very good looking and a real laugh to be around. Anyway I lost my number on holiday and have asked her to text me a few time but she has no credit. She also knows that I am a PUA and likes the fact I am. Anyway she text me this today:

Her: "Well hellooo Mr Girth, lol how r ya darlin? NnN xxx"

Me: Hey bad pussss! I am great babes! Is this laura? Just round at my mates playing the Wii atm, cant beat abit of wii tennis! What trouble you been causing today? X x

(wanted to seem that I was expecting another girl to text me, even when I knew it was her)

Her: I do cause trouble quite alot but a laura im not i'm afraid! its ur fav rather naughty sex shop assistant! Wii fit you go baby. mwah x x x

Me: Trouble is my middle name too! Sex shop assistant.....hmmm that narrows it down to 10 people = P I am afraid I require more info yet...hehe x x

Her: Well apparently im forever boring, who needs somebody 2 tell me what to do....but i wouldnt take much notice of that tis was the opinion if a student :-) I will give u one clue -godess, lol mwah x x x

(basically boring and need somebody to tell her what to do are c&f comments I have used)

So basically I am stumped

was thinking along the lines of: "Boring and needs someone to tell them what to do......hmmmmm that could only be one person....but she aint a godess. I am clueless! More clues = P X x"

What ya think? or have you do a better comeback, I wanna make things sexual with her but not creepy so any sexual innuendoes would be good...?

Peace

No.FX

I'd play on the fact she needs someone to tell her what to do to your advantage. Make it sexual.

And you met her in a sex shop you say? You stud

Following your advice Kowalski, i sent:

Haha babes! I am loving the banter! Your wii fit comment reminds me of a viral video that shows this guy gf doing some exercises in some knickers and a tshirt, proper funny! What was work like 2day? How much trouble did you cause? X x


she replied:

Babes its funny you should say that as it was exactly my thoughts when u said u were playing on the wii, it must be a subconscious fantasy of mine, lol have a fab story 2 tell, I was bad on sunday x x x

(I think this refers to a guy that she was seeing at the weekend, she tells me these dirty stories of things she has done)

I am not sure if I am in the LJBF zone, dont think I am! That first comment seems to be positive? Any thoughts?

Yeah drop the C&F stuff sooner rather than later, it becomes grating after a while. We all know what it's like to hang around with a guy who feels he has to say something funny with everything that comes out of his mouth......don't be that guy.

The thing that sprung out at me in the general conversation was too much about how you didn't know who she was. Once ok fine but twice it seems you were trying too hard to seem aloof or put off the girl if you can't even remember who she was.

As for getting a meet up i'd say she can tell you all about it on... whatever day or something about meeting up but she better be good (in a nudge nudge wink wink way)

thanks for the advice man! the thing you have to remember is I have been speaking to her since before xmas, but after I lost my phone I couldnt text her. So I did know who it was, I was just pulling her leg. I am going to take your advice and get her come on a day two!

Will let you know, how things go on..


Peace

No.FX

Yeah this is a big problem of mine. Not in general but when I'm talking to hot bitches, I've been turning into entertainer dude recently - bad times!

GOOD NEWS!

Saw the girl today outside the shop having a fag and had abit of fun with her etc. Anyway turns out she went to the cinema with this guy that has no game what so ever! Check this, from his body language she could tell he wanted to cuddle, so apparently whilst in the cinema she put her leg over the arm rest and held his hand, she was hoping for him to put his hand on her inner thigh and in the end had to physically get his hand and put it there! she kept moving her bum so it got nearer to her pussy but he didnt get the hint (sorry but if that was me, as soon as that hand went on the thigh, i would be working my way down) Anyway to top it off she at the end of the night he said "its 11.30 Do you have be in work in the morning?" she said "yeh but not that late (can you get anymore obvious than that)" and ended up making the move on him and pulling him, he then got in his car and drove off! : O Apparently she was so horny she had to finish herself off! So she is down for abit of cock and has been sending the IOI's my way. So I said "what ya doing this weekend?" she said "not much as I dont wanna spend too much money", so I said "fancy washing the cars" she said "what after?" I said maybe a high ropes course or go karting" she said yeh sounds good!

SO RESULT! THIS WEEKEND ITS GAME ON!