preamble: This is my first lay report, for a couple of reasons. I have been in the game for about 3 years now and I know well enough that everyone’s methods and nuances are so individual and specific to them that quite often lay reports just amount to bragging about getting a girls number rather than actually offering anything new/odd/interesting to the reader. With that in mind, I hope this one is unusual enough to warrant some interest.

Me: mid twenties, very average looks, holistic game, big on inner game, I like knowing girls and having sex with them, not entertaining them like a circus clown, total lays since started : about 70ish.

The Scene: So, I’m in the Jam-House with some friends, mixed group, 2 girls, 2 boys. One of the guys I’m with (he is the boyfriend of one of the girls) – says to me “ you have a bit of an eye for the ladies right? If I wasn’t with xxxx then I reckon we could cause some trouble together…” I answer in the affirmative. Anyway I notice two girls dancing together, they are both early 20’s black, very confident, borderline aggressive I would say, noone is going anywhere near them, they have created almost a circle of fear where they are dancing. Guy notices me looking and says “ very hot, but mate, you wouldn’t dare, they look fierce”. – RED RAG TO A BULL, OBVIOUSLY.


ME: (standing, not dancing) – Hey, I’m XX
G1: (silence)
G2: (silence, turns away!)
ME: Are you two mute or just rude?
G1: What? Who are you? Do I know you?
G2: Wasteman! (didn’t know this insult was still going)
ME: You do know me yes, I introduced myself about 30 seconds ago but you were too busy being aggressive to remember my name.
G1: We’re not aggressive, just having fun together, sick of stupid men coming and trying to talk to us
G2: (laughs)
ME: I can see how that must be dull, luckily for you, I’m not stupid and I’m not trying to talk to you, I’m trying to get you to sleep with me.
G1: What the fuck?!
G2: Good luck with that mate, nice hair by the way (she is taking the piss)
ME: Thanks for the compliment but it’s actually your friend I fancy (not true)
G1: (laughs) you are fucking weird.
G2: She only goes out with black men anyway, we both do.
ME: (I’m the whitest guy on earth- geek look) – I’m black.
G1: (disbelief)
G2: Shut up.
ME: I am black, I’m blacker than you two, I just don’t make race an issue when it comes to important things like sexual attraction and love. I am an enlightened black man, you could learn a lot from me.
G1: (laughs- first genuine IOI)
G2: You are weird, what’s your name?
ME: (tell them my name) – though remember, I have already told you once, so if you forget again you won’t know what to shout later when I’m doing bad things to you.
G1: Shut the fuck up, you are a cocky bastard aren’t you?
G2: You are not even dancing.
G1: I’m going to the toilet.
ME: I’ll stay here with G2 and make sure she doesn’t start any fights or glass someone.
ME: (alone with G2) – while your friend is away I’m going to take your number, kiss you and then later you are going to ring me (I live 1 walk minute away) and stay the night at mine.
G2: (laughs) thought you liked G1
ME: I lied about that, sorry.
LONG, DELIBERATE SILENCE….
ME: tell me your number then,
G2: starts telling me her number,
ME: (I’ve not even got my phone out, I’m just staring at her, take her hand, kiss her with aggressive sexual intent- finally break, get phone number, kiss again, leave) see you later then.
G2: You won’t.

1.30 am.

Phone rings,
G2: (laughing). Can I come to yours just to ring a taxi, black cabs are too expensive.
ME: No worries, I’ll stand on the balcony and throw down they keys.
G2: you are such a gentleman.

As soon as she comes in, I take her straight to my room. The actual sex was super hot (for me at least!) – I’ve seen slept with her twice since (once on my lunchbreak!)


Analysis: This was probably the hardest set I’ve ever opened, not because of hotness but because of attitude and aggression (and a little touch of small-minded racial preference on their part). I didn’t have any interest in entertaining them, only building a very sexual frame asap – I have always found that intent gets far smoother results than opinion openers, DHV or any of the dancing chimp stuff ( that get’s interest only until they are bored- there is no attraction only a sense that you are upping the energy level in their world- far better (for me) to convey something more intrinsic and long lasting.

Hope that was of some interest – There is more to say, but I have gone on too long as it is.

Man, you are frickin smooth.

Top stuff

I got excited for a minute, thought I was reading a genuine OREO cookie story in the making!

PS

LMAO. That is RIDICULOUS. Some women can give out so much shit.. and you just threw it back. Love it

amazing !

Am a little sceptical because it almost sounds too perfectly done....but if this actually happened well done.

Very nice field report. Handled that bitch shield like a good 'un.

Cheers for the responses. And sorry it didn't end with the OREO pay off

As for the smoothness, it is an odd thing really, it is almost as if they were so horrific I just locked in - more often than not it is easy to get cocky and mess things up if you aren't kept on your toes I think.

Anyway, cheers again, will post a new report later, a considerably duller one though i'm afraid.