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Default Im Gonna Fuck U - 17-01-2011, 10:56 PM

So i went to newcastle.... long story short, was a guy who i met on the coach who i ended up pairing off with

We wer outside a bar where i seen this cute(young) girl, i said, WOW ID FUCK U SIDEWAYS...

YOUR DISGUSTING she replied, she was stood with another girl (they wer working) who said I love scousers

I man handled her a bit picking her up etc then said

I said, Cool then im fuckin u after work OK! she says Ye sound here is my number u can add me on facebook aswell.

the guy i was with started saying to the cute one, IM JUST LOOKING FOR A PRINCESS, IM NOT THAT TYPE OF GUY

and she fuckin bought it all.... so i was thinkin... 2 ends of the scale. i was never gettin her with my approach, he wernt gettin the other with his.

the only diff is i am guaranteed a fuck (which i never i was out cold by 12, id been droppin pills since 9 am)

but just to say, that direct & vulgar will work if she fancies u anyway, ur fucked if she doesnt or is under 21 or a prude!

but it works for me, i should probly tone it down a little tho...... but i wont


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Default 17-01-2011, 11:12 PM

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(which i never i was out cold by 12, id been droppin pills since 9 am)
You must be getting shit pills...


It's just advice, fellas. Do whatever the FUCK you wanna do
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Default 17-01-2011, 11:29 PM

oh mat e they wer AWFULL... full of speed. but i had drank ALOT OF DRINK and i mean a stupid amount

we did between about 6 1.5 bottle of jagemeister plus lager brandy before we got off the coach. But yea the pills wer a joke

altho saying that in my younger days id spent 5 days straight on the tablets, had a days sleep, then went to creamfeilds.... then back to a party...

and fell asleep for 14 hours, woke up, they wer still partyin (it wuld have been good to follow with i got back on it, but i defo never)


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Default 18-01-2011, 12:00 PM

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the guy i was with started saying to the cute one, IM JUST LOOKING FOR A PRINCESS, IM NOT THAT TYPE OF GUY
And deep down she's thinking, 'I don't wanna be a sodding princess, I wanna get f*cked'.


girls just wanna have fun
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Default 18-01-2011, 06:17 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA LOL ... listen im still stickin by the theory seasons have alot to do with people wanting to be in relationships

LOL tho


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Default 18-01-2011, 06:20 PM

Treat her like a princess, then fuck her like a whore...very powerful combination
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Default 18-01-2011, 06:20 PM

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And deep down she's thinking, 'I don't wanna be a sodding princess, I wanna get f*cked'.
yeah but thats it mate, even the ones who act prim under it all are still thinkin the same, its their social conditioning and how they want to be seen that is what comes out of their mouth, they then convince themselves they believe what they said to keep their truth in check.

but basically, if a girl fancies u, she wants to fuck u.. wether she does or not. its tuff

so once u have attraction BAM just say it. U lot may aswell have a go coz not only does it make u feel boss, it works 50% of the time every time


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Default 18-01-2011, 06:27 PM

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Treat her like a princess, then fuck her like a whore...very powerful combination
You could say "I bet you're like that Usher lyric. A lady in the street and a freak in the bed"


"Can't is the cancer of happen" - Charlie Sheen
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Default 18-01-2011, 06:30 PM

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You could say "I bet you're like that Usher lyric. A lady in the street and a freak in the bed"
the reason IM GOING TO FUCK YOU works, is because ur not asking a question so it doesnt fuck with her moral question

if you ask WANNA FUCK she replies YES that means the descision was hers... she is a slut...

if u tell her, Wer fuckin ok... her response is not a discussion is just nothing, no brain activity.

the shit works... it needs conviction and confidence. And u cant just do it to anyone, u gotta make sure ur KNOW UR AUDIENCE


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Default 18-01-2011, 06:48 PM

Some girls won't just fuck you that easily even if they fancy you loads. Earlier last week, I had a couple of girls I know come up to me and tell me that their mate, another lass I've met, really has the hots for me. She was singing my praises to the moon. Then she added me on fb the next day.

I sent her a wee message and everything with my number, but I still haven't heard from her. I could have fucked her all over by now. Birds love wasting time over shit. It's like they just don't get how short life is!
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