Some girls won't just fuck you that easily even if they fancy you loads. Earlier last week, I had a couple of girls I know come up to me and tell me that their mate, another lass I've met, really has the hots for me. She was singing my praises to the moon. Then she added me on fb the next day.

I sent her a wee message and everything with my number, but I still haven't heard from her. I could have fucked her all over by now. Birds love wasting time over shit. It's like they just don't get how short life is!