So i went to newcastle.... long story short, was a guy who i met on the coach who i ended up pairing off with

We wer outside a bar where i seen this cute(young) girl, i said, WOW ID FUCK U SIDEWAYS...

YOUR DISGUSTING she replied, she was stood with another girl (they wer working) who said I love scousers

I man handled her a bit picking her up etc then said

I said, Cool then im fuckin u after work OK! she says Ye sound here is my number u can add me on facebook aswell.

the guy i was with started saying to the cute one, IM JUST LOOKING FOR A PRINCESS, IM NOT THAT TYPE OF GUY

and she fuckin bought it all.... so i was thinkin... 2 ends of the scale. i was never gettin her with my approach, he wernt gettin the other with his.

the only diff is i am guaranteed a fuck (which i never i was out cold by 12, id been droppin pills since 9 am)

but just to say, that direct & vulgar will work if she fancies u anyway, ur fucked if she doesnt or is under 21 or a prude!

but it works for me, i should probly tone it down a little tho...... but i wont