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Default 25-10-2019, 05:01 PM

I have had a nice new flat for beards now but not one really suitable for a cat. So, Iíll probably move when the contract is up and get a cat.

Dislocated my pinkie while skating. Popped it back in itís socket. Have to do physical therapy to stop it locking up.

There was a tonne of redundancies at work. I never really felt at risk because it wouldnít have made good business sense to include me.

I started going to improv sessions in English and signed up for a stand up course in Spanish. The improv is just for fun but the stand up comes with a gig at the end, also in Spanish.


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Default 06-11-2019, 06:59 PM

Work are sending me to London this Sunday. Now I gotta find weed there somehow. What a ballache.

So awesome living where it is essentially legal.


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Default 12-11-2019, 11:01 PM

Surely it couldn't be too difficult to find, I'd imagine


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Default 13-11-2019, 11:52 AM

I ended up in a lodge in a village, with one pub. So, I just decided not to bother. Therefore, these next few paragraphs are written by a not high me.

It was exciting to experience autumn. Thereís no autumn in Cůrdoba. The way the air feels, the colours, crunchy leaves. Iíve experienced none of that in 7 years.

People are inside my brain in a very uncomfortable way. I can still switch Spanish off. I can choose to listen but not hear. If what people are saying isnít interesting, I just tune out. In English i canít. So every retarded conversation within earshot carves itself into my consciousness. Iím getting ear raped by cockneys who seem to be always ďavin a larfĒ or ďgettin de ampĒ. In response I just mutter abuse at them in Spanish.

Also, stop making people pay for every single drink one by one, you backwards twats, do table service everywhere and bring the card machine to me donít make me walk over to the till every fucking time. I donít work in this bar, thatís your job.

The work part has been productive, I have enjoyed the change and it turns out I really missed Peparami (who now do a beef stick!) and Roast Beef Monster Munch. Unfortunately Iíve so far been unable to locate a packet of Scampi & Lemon Nik Naks.

Tomorrow I can finally go somewhere I actually want to be, I happen to be going home but Iíd be equally as happy in many other places but Iím not happy here, and it couldnít come soon enough.


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Default 13-11-2019, 12:57 PM

That's hilarious, I can only imagine what it would be like to live away for so long and then hear the kinda shit you're no longer used to hearing.


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Default 14-03-2020, 04:25 PM

Madrid is on partial lockdown. The only businesses open to the public are supermarkets and pharmacies. I live right by the main plaza. It is so peaceful right now. There are maybe 5 people in any street, mostly clutching tripods. Unoriginal cunts. Itís great for skating. Thereís a lot of hungry looking birds, they normally feast on endless restaurant crumbs. At 10pm many people went out onto their balconies and applauded, they should all die.

The current state of emergency is proposed to continue for 2 weeks, as this is the general duration from the moment of contraction through to recovery. Hopefully, and according to experts, the government are underestimating the problem and the period will need to be extended.

Iíd prefer not to get ill for a week but it is really no big deal. A lot of good things will come from this.


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Madrid is on partial lockdown. The only businesses open to the public are supermarkets and pharmacies. I live right by the main plaza. It is so peaceful right now. There are maybe 5 people in any street, mostly clutching tripods. Unoriginal cunts. Itís great for skating. Thereís a lot of hungry looking birds, they normally feast on endless restaurant crumbs. At 10pm many people went out onto their balconies and applauded, they should all die.

The current state of emergency is proposed to continue for 2 weeks, as this is the general duration from the moment of contraction through to recovery. Hopefully, and according to experts, the government are underestimating the problem and the period will need to be extended.

Iíd prefer not to get ill for a week but it is really no big deal. A lot of good things will come from this.


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What are the main good things that will come from this? Are you FWBs at least keeping you company?
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Default 17-03-2020, 05:02 PM

It's difficult to predict exactly what the good things will be.

We can say with certainty that things will be learned. Those learnings will mean future decisions related to the things learned will be made from a position of increased understanding. This means better decisions. Unless it completely decimates the human population, the ongoing benefits of those learnings and subsequent learnings built upon them will inevitably outweigh the temporary bad stuff.

My picks for huge changes are higher education and office based businesses. That is dependent on this thing running on a lot longer, which it seems like it will... although we don't have enough stats to know yet how effective the nationwide quarantine is being. Aside from that, a bunch of people are gonna spend more time being creative over the next few weeks.

And, no... No girls. No humans. No pet. Not even a plant. I saw a bird out the window one time, that's my closest encounter with another lifeform since Saturday.


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Default 17-03-2020, 07:15 PM

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At 10pm many people went out onto their balconies and applauded, they should all die.
That bit made me laugh my tits off

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My picks for huge changes are higher education and office based businesses. That is dependent on this thing running on a lot longer, which it seems like it will... although we don't have enough stats to know yet how effective the nationwide quarantine is being. Aside from that, a bunch of people are gonna spend more time being creative over the next few weeks.

And, no... No girls. No humans. No pet. Not even a plant. I saw a bird out the window one time, that's my closest encounter with another lifeform since Saturday.
Even though we're not on lockdown here in Northern Ireland, some businesses and schools and the likes have taken it upon themselves to do so. I'm quite happy to be on lockdown if needs be, I have literally more books that I could possibly read even in a year long lockdown, plus I have the online life coaching course I'm doing. I'd be far from bored.

I am however, about to go on a first date with a cute blonde I'll be meeting for the first time. She literally just sent me a photo as I was typing this of her dolled up looking hot, letting me know she's booking a taxi soon.

Fuck it, YOLO.


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Default 19-03-2020, 03:34 PM

Stop chasing tail and go get a dog.

Anyone who isnít currently under lockdown, you will be soon. So, if you donít have a dog, get a dog. A dog is your key to the outside world. You can do anything and go anywhere under the guise of taking the little shit out for one. Iím gonna try get one delivered.


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