She's quite a flirt

Haha I didn't mean as in flirting. I agree, it's something for the friends.

OK, I'm kind of amazed you think she'd use this as a means for initiating contact with you for something romantic/sexual.

No I don't think that at all. Nothing romantic/sexual about it.

But you are talking about it on here. I assume you are looking to talk about it in this context?

I see your point it terms of it probably wasn't the best place to talk about it.

I guess I was just figuring out whether to reply at all or how to reply. Her message wasn't anticipated and the whole thing of just leaving the conversation last time was the foundation to my new mindset.

I know this is clearly friend zoned, no romantic/sexual talk. I guess this could just be my politeness shit coming back in

So, whilst I'm in this unfortunate predicament I have had an astounding number for friends come visit me already so this got me thinking, why don't I try some online chatting/friends whatever, just so things keep 'fresh' in my head.

So I found this site where you can basically talk to a shit load of people anywhere around the world so fuck it, I'm gonna give it a go. I'm gonna be sat not doing much for ages anyway so why not fill the time by keeping fresh with a mixture of real world communication and (but mainly) online communication.

See what it kicks up...

So, got out of hospital 1 week ago and wasn't really arsed about making a field report about this but I have buckets of free time now so what the hell.

For people who don't know the background - http://www.puaforums.co.uk/off-topic...ry-1-year.html

Nothing too big, just light flirting with 'my nurse'. It was fun, kino of course and we'd been texting and a few phone calls whilst she was off duty. She'd come and eat her dinner with me and I'm sure she was just making excuses to say 'Hi' when she had some free time.
Then on Sunday she comes into my room with her usual greeting 'Hi darling' ... but then with an added extra "I'm your personal toilet helper today".

WTF!!! I was actually mortified because due to my injuries and the muscle wastage from been bed bound, it's hard to stand still whilst pissing and it was a ballache to sit since I can't bend my leg. All this meant that she'd be coming into the toilet room with me. How fucking embarrassing!

So here we both are, walking to the toilet. I'm tense as fuck and I seem to remember that I cracked some joke about the situation in an attempt to relieve my tension. By the time we'd got to the toilet I did actually need to piss so that was a relief.
She locked the door and I was just about to put the crutches to 1 side when she grabbed me around the waist from behind. I proceeded to piss. She started moving her hands around my waist and abs, towards my thighs (basically what I do to girls so it was kinda weird but no complaining).

She then got some wet paper towels and went down on her knees and wiped my dick. Then she gave 1 of the best BJ's I've ever had (that might be due to the length of time I'd had no intimate moment). That relieved the tension!

The walk back to my bed seemed victorious. This was a good day.
From Sunday to Tuesday, this toilet run happened a further 3 times. And for that I thank her because she taught me a valuable lesson; now I can stand still whilst pissing

Good on you dude
Way to turn a bad thing into a damn good thing
I love it when girls dress up in sexy nurses uniforms but u got the real deal bud

Since I got discharged last week she's been round my house twice. Definitely motivation to get well soon

Mini experiment night

I decided that since I won't be going out for a while I still want to practice. So I decided to focus on text/phone game.

Using POF I created a profile incl. pictures (all wearing a top). I scoured the searches to find 'decent looking' women and sent messages to them with a variation of 3 different messages. Each variation of messages were sent to 20 girls each.
The first message template yielded a miserable 45%
The Second - n/a as not enough have replied to it in order to calculate a realistic %age.
The third - 80%

So I've found that, if you are going to message the girls on the respective sites then it is best to approach the message as more of a bet between friends that the profile was made by a guy, not a girl and you're trying to defend her against these accusations.

I've had all successes getting phone numbers and skype id's from the whole 80% of girls that replied. Many offered their skype id and phone number to me within their first reply. I then went on to ask them questions on a random basis so that they could prove to me that they are a girl.. They are all biting..

Of course, your profile should be tight enough to get girls messaging you but my profile was literally created about 3 hours ago and my goal was to see what type of message was best to send to girls. I have also had other girls messaging me about my profile but their messages have not been taken into consideration.

For me its good, for others (a lot of you guys) you'll want real world interactions... I don't blame you, I'd be the same. But for now, this keeps me improving whilst I can't really go out much.