Hey guys,

So I saw a video where Russell Brand completely intellectually sodomizes the anchors on a stupid Morning Show who try to belittle and disrespect him.


I wanted to share this as a wonderful example of how to put someone in their place while still being cordial, civil and mature.


IOW- A great example how how to be Alpha in the face of opposition. It is also fuckin' hilarious


Here you go .


Russell Brand on MSNBC Mocking Media - YouTube


Omar

i watched this, he is funny. i think this is just how english people are with americans.

all he does is calls someone out who speaks about him like he is for their amusement. Id hope most people here would do the same. Ignorant bitch

I loved it because Mika, the real douchy, bitchy one went from not even knowing him to saying "I get it now, I like it, I want it" basically.


Omar

I do like russell brand loads. I think when a man is that crystal clear that he wants to have sex with everyone. then he is viewed as a sexual being.

Thats why i always say to you its better to make it clear from the off your sexually active, coz otherwise ur tryin to sneak in around the back door like u just want a friend.

Every girl i meet thinks im a grade A dirtbag... and will at some point think about me sexually.

I realised this when.

I had a friend called katy. She is quite fit, but was never for me. She used to hav a group of really tidy friends.

Now she would say to them... Whatever you do, don't be sleeping with him, ignore all the charm, u will catch something.... and i always wound up home with them...

why is this??? ur talking about girls being warned off a guy who is a sexual hound....

the girls want to know what the fuss is, they instantly see you in an aura of sex.

My favourite way to finish stuff is after talking to a girl for a while, once i feel its goin well ill take a number then ill go, we should go out, have a few drinks...

then if it goes well we can do a second date, and ill fuck u untill you go blind... (or somethin like that) and smile.. then just carry on talking.

i dont wait for a response i just leave the thought a fleeting one.

worth a try at least

Will try.

Cool man. BTW I never position myself as a friend. Girls never see me as that but as a sexal beast RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I guess in the UK its a bit different as it is in Europe, people are a bit more direct as that is the way of things. Don't forget that. In North America we have to be a bit more logistically complicated at times. Anyways I like Brand from your country, but can't stand Piers Morgan. He is an absolute beta male and ignorant gopher for the American administration! Hope you agree with that?

try it a few times... first time will feel forced.

once u spit that about 10 times i swear. its gold. U can even do it where u throw a little cheeky laff in and a half assed hug...

then push them away and go.... or maybe not...

keep em guessin

I actually like piers Morgan coz. I like elitist people. I cant explain why.

this is the current hate craze in uk

Holly Willoughby loses her cool with Katie Hopkins in ANOTHER class row on 'This Morning' - YouTube

the more people hate her the more i begin to like her.

Ur point on USA... i think picking up women would be COMPLETELY different. there is a comedien called russel kane (i posted the video some point)

he mentions how he knows people in america and they are like "wanna go out" and the girls like "YE Sure"

that does not quite happen in the uk, people are very cagey. I think USA would be easy for girls, just coz

A, im from liverpool and id say im john lennons grandson..

B, Coz everyone just talks to anyone.

i tell u if mystery came into liverpool trying his shit... he would get

A, Laughed out of every club

B, Swilled by a fair few feisty little scouse girls

C, Shot.

Will do Phil. Sometimes I tell girls "yeah we're friends, if we weren't it'd so be on, but we're friends", to girls who are in my social circle and that.

See, i dont think its the fact u say 'Id be on you' i think its the fact u shock them with somethin so taboo like...

Id fuck you until XYZ

somthin that not only makes them think... did he just say he would fuck me ... but you make a second graphic image which makes them think of being fucked until they are in ecstacy.

so its like... id fuck you until you couldn't breath... the fact ur brazen enough to say somethin so shocking is so far past the line, they dont know how to react... and if you dont act sorry and just smile it off and move to another convo they cant react to it negatively... ur just leaving a suggestion.

Its the fact ur ballsy enough to say it.

be wary tho, dont say it to a girl coz its ur last hope, make sure its sumone u have built a common joke with, bit of kino, someone who is clearly biting. otherwise u just come off a loser.

also, when you talk about fucking girls to their faces, u need to address it like its sharing an ice cream... just,

Ye maybe we could fuck if we had time... u need to make sex just as passive in your own mind as shopping.

people react to stuff based on your body language. Its sales, when i ask a customer

Is that ok (said like i assume it is) they buy

if i say it like a question, they take lead role and start to question me.

thats why ive always said on here, u dont say to a girl..

shall we go back to mine!!!

U take her hand and start walking and say "right you... we are going, come on"