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Got a match late last night just as I was about to go to sleep. The girl was pretty hot looking 26 year old 3 miles away. I got a bit of a flutter when I saw her picture. Seemed too good to be true.

So we had some rapid fire messaging - transcript below.

her: boo
me: boo to you too
her hey.....have we chatted before??
me: no
her: im sorry...I get to be forgetful at times!! how're u?
me Im good thnx. Tired. Im in bed, how's you?
her:Just got out of the shower...crazy week been working a lot! but im feeling naughty! so what's up...want to have some fun?
me: is it a trick question?
her:I want a man that can make me cum...have u ever made a chick orgasm? haha
me: we can meet in a well lit public place first
her: going to change my panties...want to see?
me: go ahead
her: wanna play on cam?
me what's the game?
her: (sends me a link to her website).
her: give me a minute to put the cam on then put in your details to join me
me: righto

Then I switched the phone off and went to sleep.

It was good practice for messaging though.

Yeah I had a few of them, I mean like word for word, you can tell because the common interests will be 0 and the distance is sometimes a bit off. Quite funny really.

It might be a good opener to use with a real match "Relax I'm not a spambot"

Would only work for women...

"I want a woman that can make me cum...have u ever made a guy orgasm? haha"

Nah it would never work.

Yeah I had one of them. Just plough through all the pictures. Its about mass right-swiping. After your profile is decent its about pure mass swiping. In my experience anyway.

I got a match on Sunday night. It seems like a real profile, quite attractive girl with her friends, the usual thing. I sent her a message but she's never responded. Maybe they are mass swiping too.

Though I saw one girl had put on her profile "don't be too disappointed guys, me and my friends swipe left a lot more than we swipe right!".

When I first got it I spent ages looking through all of a girls profile pictures trying to decide whether I would want to have sex with, marry, inseminate said girl. Then I'd finally swipe right and wait for the match sound. Then, deflated, I'd move onto the next one and do the same.

Now my index finger is just a blur.

I've been using my developer profile account which I'm now realising is a mistake since that account has likes zero, so thus would not even be presented to anybody despite how many swipes I make. I remember getting a few matches ages ago on my main account, just never bothered to chase any up though.