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Originally Posted by Phil
i feel like when people do this they are jumping on whats been approved of in the past.
whats wrong with havin a system that determined ur attractivness for a girl anyway
its easier than
1. Super Duper ugly
2. Super ugly
3. ugly
4. Not nice
5. Medium
6. Id smash it
7. Worth a glance
8. Worth a date
9.Fuck me id pay for that
10. Flingnflangn... i forgot my name
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How about instead of letting our dicks make our decisions for us we try this revolutionary new method instead...
I call it: JOKER'S 10 POINT MUST SYSTEM FOR MAXIMUM WINNING.
1)Face and Body... a max of 2 points for each. With a total out of 4.
2)Social and Self Awareness score out of 2.
3)Sexual compatability. Score out of 2.
4)Sense of humor. Score out of 2...
So a girl that's a '10' on the 'hitler' scale, gets a 4 out of the blocks on mine. Then you hit on her get her number, date her a few times, fuck her and THEN...we are qualified to report on the rest.
So a stunning part time glamour model, who nags constantly behaves like a spoil brat, lacks any social and self awarness, doesn't have the emotional maturity to deal with the issues that influence her ability to be happy, gives you the kind of half arsed Bj that makes you wonder if your cock tastes like a pickled egg and can't laugh at herself...is really just a 4/10 with dellusions of grandure.
Your dick might tell you she's a 10/10, but only an insecure fool would hemorrage £25k on a wedding and £150k on a mortgage downpayment because his cock told him to, right?
It's fine. Fuck her, if you have time, energy and 'tolerance of BS' it's gonna take to do so. Just don't marry the dappy cunt whatever you do.
I'm bringing out a dvd explaining this new system in full. It's a steal at only £399.99.