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31-01-2012, 12:38 PM
1. Hey, I need to ask you your name, as my friend and I have been ltalking about you for the last 5 mins, Hi im steve
2. Hi Im Steve, hows it going 3. Hi 4.Hey i saw you over there and thought id better come ovre and say hello as i would regret it tomorrow if i didnt. 5. Hey, I was wondering have you broken any new years resoultions yet Ps... I dont do canned shit anymore, its good to use when your starting off, but I dont nowadays... steve     
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31-01-2012, 07:15 PM
Did you invite all these people? i thought it was just gunna be the two of us
I know a guy who likes you, & if i wasnt so shy, i'd tell you who it is I really could fall madly in bed with you Excuse me, but i DO think it time we met You are so beautiful that you've made me forget my standard pick up line Is it hot in here or is it just you You look like my 3rd wife..."how many times you been married?"...twice Hey, how did you do that?..."do what?"...look so good Your on my list of things to do tonight So tell me about yourself, your dreams, ambitions, phone number (beckon the girl towards you) i just made you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with two Pick a number between 1 & 10, shit you lose now take off your clothes I wonder what our children will look like Ive lost my virginity, can i have yours (you can add "prove it" if she says shes not a virgin)
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16-03-2012, 05:36 PM
Paddys day tomorrow in my town. Gunna be millions (thousands) of people flocking to see other people dressed as leprachauns & wearing stupid green wigs.
Any funny openers spring to mind???
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16-03-2012, 09:57 PM
Suck my lucky charms, I'm Irish. (Done in a leprechaun accent)
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16-03-2012, 10:09 PM
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18-03-2012, 07:48 PM
'What's the worst line you've heard tonight...? apart from this one obviously.'
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19-03-2012, 09:55 AM
I'm Knave and you are...
Don’t think about rejection shouldn’t even enter your head, don’t think about it, just do it, no hesitations. Talk to her. It’s the only way to get good Top 10 ebooks | Flaking | Revitalizing Old Numbers | Cold Reading Pussy | Being a Challenge to Women
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