Sounds like a bit of a nightmare really.If i were u id be looking out for another flat or flat mate!! I think the one youve got will start to do your head in sooner rather than later
You might be better of finding one or 2 good regular girls rather than shagging about this may keep the social bullshit to a minimum.
Either way you`ll always get some as small town people are also nosey as fuck people as theres usually little to do other than poke their nose in others goings on and judging them on it!!

I know I should have trust my instincts when she asked me, but felt a bit anti-social to live on my own in a new place where I knew no one. Plus I wanted cheaper bills n rent.

We made a pact to talk to each other if we're pissed off. It was me however who had to bring talk up bout her issues. Think I'm gonna have to be straight up and say this aint working - what are our options?

Oh well only 358 days to go....

Could you set her up with someone?
She's probably just jealous and just need a good fucking.

There is a guy at work who's into her, I am attempting to co-erce this. May take a while though, she is a bit frigid I reakon.

Eyes, firstly you're in the Caribbean, yet you're bitching about complications because you're fucking multiple chicks!? If you asked what most people want from life, say two things, it would be the above.

There are guys who are living in Croydon or Grimsby, where the weather is grey and women are rare and masculine, wanking away their twenties.

Just enjoy yourself and don't stress over the small shit.

I've worked hard to be here. Just because other people choose not to fulfill their potential does not mean I should feel guilty about my own success.

Problems are all relative. Humans will always create problems for themselves to solve. It's how we work.

I am constantly trying to improve my life, however good it gets. Kaizen!

Ha-ha ... LOL... take that, people! Smash! That's the way to do it.

Brilliant.

Ha, well I've been fucking humbled after that outburst :P

What is the population of the island?

Despite committing to that house, can you find her another roommate? Then can you afford your own place rather than sharing with this prude?

Also, does she have feelings for you?

I would just lay low whilst you settle in, it will become your home. Hit the whorehouse if wanking isn't cutting it. Any attention will die down as soon as someone else does something stupid and takes the limelight.

Yeah like it, must be the quote of the month I want to see it in your signature

Tough choices with these small cities, but defo get rid of the work flat mate as soon as you can, she can only screw it up for you. As for the rest, maybe more discretion and avoid the whorehouses, better to be known as a player then for someone who pays for it

Pop is about 22k and 80% is locals I think.

Does anyone have experience breaking tenancy early? If I find someone to transfer to should be cool I think. A lot of solicitors here so may show them contract.

I'm pretty sure all she feels for me is contempt!

Good news is that guy came round tonight so hopefully they will hook up soon! Or I could maybe even suggest a swap before they do. He lives on his own.

Was joking bout whore houses.....for now

Tourist season 1 months time!!